Steve Martin - Excuse Me lyrics

Can I have a little mood lighting on this
Please,? I'd like to do a thing now that's
Kind of a departure for me it's kind of
Been more under the - it's mood
Lighting, like a blue spot
Or something like that
Hello? Nobody back there - that's OK i
Thought there might be somebody
Back there oK, i
Guess I figure closing night, you know
What the heck? Doesn't make any difference

I'm kind of pissed off about this because
It's been going on all week
And I think by now they would
Have it under control but
I don't know just - you
See this club has been in business about five
Or six years it was first, actually
Thе Troubadour at first, and then it became
Thе Boarding House and, you know
They still have a lot of
Hippies working here and

You know, and I can
Understand the drug thing
You know? So they feel that it's
More important to take the
Drugs than to do a good show for the people

You know
I'm really up to here with this is this
The matter that - you know, I am on stage
And it's my ass out here
You know what I mean?
And I come out, and I'm
Giving, and I'm giving
And I'm giving and I keep
Giving, and I give some more and I
Make a simple request i say
Hey could I possibly have a blue spot?

But, I guess the lighting crew feels
They know a little bit more
About show business than I do
Although I've been in the
Business a few years and I think
I know what works best!
I'm sorry, but I am angry! I come out here
And I can't get a little cooperation from the
Backstage crew?! Excuuuuuuuuse
Meeeeeeeeee! I'm sorry! I'm pissed!

I'm sorry