Sunshine Christo - Club Jump Like Wipeout lyrics

Oh yeah yeah, haha
I used to be a ninja warrior, y'know
I don't know if you guys knew that
I was like kinda shitty but kinda decent

Feel like Drew Drechsel
Got bitches on my dick
Feel like Ninja Warrior, club jumping to this
Feel like Wipeout
Bitches jumping on my balls
Feel like Yusuke cause I'm gonna win it all
Running like a Mexican up that Warped Wall
Feeling like a veteran cause I
Didn't get a call
Waiting outside the club like
It's the walk-on line just like TV
These girls wasting so much time
Feel like Wipeout
Bitches jumping on the balls
Feel like Drеw Drechsel
All the fеds read all my calls

Got some money, too little
Yeah it's not enough tired of man-whoring
Man I just want some love
Got some girls that I know but
I don't talk to them
Got some spare dope that I ain't get rid of
At a Halloween party
Bitch I'm so fucking horny
I dropped out of school so
I'm so fucking lonely
Older bitches love me, older bitches adore me
Used to troll on Tinder but
That shit got boring
Mussolini swag how I leave my friends hanging
Stopped talking to them cause
I don't like explaining
Used to walk a mile home
From school every single day
Got two Arni Sticks in my
Bag if you wanna play
I keep one in the chamber cause
I do not fuck with strangers
Cops showing up to the scene
Like some Power Rangers
Feel like Drew Drechsel
Got bitches on my dick
At the party dancing like
It's a Disney flick
Feeling like Wipeout, got bitches on my balls
Feel like Yusuke cause I'm
Up that Warped Wall yeah, yeah, yeah

Sh1ny my friend he got a big placement
Got some dead friends so
I'm looking for replacements
Used to shoot heroin right inside my basement
She said I been getting lazy
I'm so damn complacent
Need a good girl to put me
On the straight and narrow
Got a sword in my pocket
Bitch I'm Jack Sparrow
Shoot my shot, bitch I'm Oliver, I'm Arrow
Getting shot in the face
Bitch you're De Niro
Making disses but I don't even
Know who these are for
Not posting guns on my page
I'm not going to court
Don't really think I just press record
Making all these songs cause
I'm so damn bored
I'm so bored, I'm so bored ruben Slikk

The reason I made this song
Especially the Drew Drechsel line
Is cause I know they're gonna get people mad
Y'know what I'm saying
It's called attention
Like a blog post saying
"Oh my God I can't believe he said that"
Whatever bro, whatever