Sunshine Christo - SPONGEBRUH lyrics

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past
30 years ago, Niki Lauda told us i'm ready!

Retarded like Patrick nigga
I'm off some seaweed
Suds in the cup, yeah that shit looks bubbly
Sippin some Sprite, yeah I'm sippin lean
Rolling off a bean like a barrel
Rocking new apparel sing like Will Pharrell
But I don't make my own beats
Why would I make my own beats when I can MP3
I didn't buy shit, yeah I took this for free
But shoutout my producers always
Hustlin' with them beats

I ain't making jack shit off this song
Listen to the sample
Viacom would sue my ass before I
Could put it on Apple
Viacom would sue your ass too
For making this beat
But we ain't getting sued cause we
Put this out for free
Watched Spongebob all the time when
I was a little kid
Now I'm a grown up and the show still hit's
Wish I could go back in time
When I first watched it
But now I'm too old to enjoy anything

Flip a brick like Krabby Patties
Fuck a bitch just like Sandy
This special come in handy
I get high off candy i'ma run off with this
Shit just like Plankton
I call her the Chum Bucket
Cause she's always stankin'
Hoarding all my money, just like Mr krabs
They say that I'm greedy, I admit I am
Greedy like my favorite rapper 03
I was born in 03

Retarded like Patrick nigga
I'm off some seaweed suds in the cup
Yeah that shit looks real bubbly
I'ma ask her out cause
She's looking real lovely
In one hand's a box of chocolates
In the other is a cup of lean
She ask if I drink coffee, I answer no
I only drink Sprite
But I mess with beans though
Niggas on Twitter act like pearl
Cause they talk too much
They tweet instead of working and they
Wonder why they don't make much
If it wasn't for this Christmas shit
I wouldn't fucking
Work this is the only time of the year
Where I fucking work! you pisses me
Off! It's like you now I'm
Glad to have it knock on
Wood but motherfucker you know