The Jeffrey Lewis, Peter Stampfel Band - Crazy Creek (That’s Where We’re Sending You) lyrics

There’s a place some seek called crazy creek
Up across from the lost bayou
It’s a well known fact, these folks don’t act
Like normal folks all do
So that’s where we’re sending you

It’s a bit unique at crazy creek
It’s a land like you never knew
It’s a big dark hole where the waters roll
Like a bowl full of turkey stew
So that’s where we’re sending you

Crazy creek is a nice place
It’s just not my style
You’ve got the IQ of a shoelace
You might wanna stay a while

Therе’s a?? at crazy creek
That standard folks??
It’s dark as hell with an awful smell
Wherе the oddballs rendezvous
So that’s where we’re sending you

There’s a strange technique at crazy creek
Only mastered by a few
And it’s hard to learn, very few return
And only the strangest do
So that’s where we’re sending you

Crazy creek is a nice place
But it’s not for me, I can tell
Cos I’m not a total nutcase
But you’re gonna think it’s swell

There’s a sideshow freak at crazy creek
With the legs of a kangaroo
And he jumps and he humps and he never stops
And his cage has room for two
So that’s where we’re sending you

There’s a pipsqueak at crazy creek
His fangs and his bangs are blue
And he needs a pal, just a guy or a gal
To enlist in his twisted crew
So that’s where we’re sending you

Crazy creek is a great scene
Just not the kind I need
You’ve got the brain of a string bean
So it oughta be just to your speed

There’s a toxic leak at crazy creek
It’s a flowing, glowing goo
There’s a funday ride on the slimy tide
In a 9 foot wide canoe
So that’s where we’re sending you

Folks rarely speak about crazy creek
When they’re out on the avenue
But a creep I met on the internet
Once gave it a good review
So that’s where we’re sending you

The creeks right down to the hill
The creeks right up the valley
Everyone’s mentally ill
So it’ll be right up your alley