Twisted Insane - Coming To Your Town lyrics

I'mma lay down to sleep I
Can't wait till he come
I've been waiting all year
I want three BB guns
The Red Ryder with the compass
And stock that's the one
I told Santa my list I hope he has begun
A baseball with a baseball bat
Football and a race-car track
Lightsaber with the push-button it'll make
Everybody get all back
Hoverboard with the light show
And the Bluetooth, did you get all that?
Skeletor plus Lion-O from Thundercat
Cortez and the Chuck T's
No skinny jeans don't wear that shit
20 pounds of Purell and 20
Pounds of TP, please
Could you make it that Charmin cause the
Other stuff I tear that shit
10 Gs and TVs 55' inch
Xbox with the new tricks plus a
New whip I could ride in
A waterbed when I get home when
The pussy wet I dive in
Jump in and disappear
They never know where I'm hiding

Krampus Claus is coming to your town
Here he come with the reindeer off Henny
Take it all then disappear up chimney
Even the tree it's not too many
And then right back in the
Sleigh off that Rémy
Krampus Claus is coming to your town
Here he come with the reindeer off Henny
Take it all then disappear up chimney
Even the tree it's not too many
And then right back in the
Sleigh off that Rémy

I got no hover-board with that Bluetooth
(what did you get?) , bitch I got doodoo
Told him I want Netflix and
A hook-up with Hulu, and a part two signed
Copy of Twisted Insane-Voodoo
Couldn't even get me that
Not even the fucking bat
I was good all fucking year
Now I'm finna turn into that blat-blat-blat
Roll up at the North Pole with a mini-MAC
Everybody finna die
Time for you elves to get wrapped
That's that
Little Oompa Loompas all run to the back
I don't wanna hear bullshit
Bitch where the fuck's my bat?
Get your husband out 'fore I make
The whole crowd go splat payback, hurry up
Then where the fuck's he at?
(Where the fuck's he at!?)
I ain't never had no love from him
It's just like him telling me to go to hell
He's not even here at his house
Now I'mma have to murder all these elves
Cut 'em all up into one inch
Pieces for the gumbo pot
A little bit of my feces
And sneezes from dumblesnot
Thought about it all year
Now I'm playing out of my jumbo plot
Krampus they gon all know my name
Just fucking watch

Krampus Claus is coming to your town
Here he come with the reindeer off Henny
Take it all then disappear up chimney
Even the tree it's not too many
And then right back in the
Sleigh off that Rémy
Krampus Claus is coming to your town
Here he come with the reindeer off Henny
Take it all then disappear up chimney
Even the tree it's not too many
And then right back in the
Sleigh off that Rémy