UGK - I’m So Bad lyrics

Say baby, y'know, you over here with a nigga
Y'know
Why don't you uhh, hook a nigga up, y'know
Suck a dick or somethin'?
(Fuck you trick I ain't down
With suckin no dicks)
You know what time it is
You know you wanna suck a nigga' dick why
Don't you just go ahead and do that?
(Why don't you eat some of this pussy?
You know ya down with all that)
Nah I ain't with eatin' no motherfuckin
Pussy you got me fucked up
Just suck a nigga' dick!
(Bitch, you like eatin' the pussy real good)
Nah I ain't with that shit
Check this shit out

Bitch, I ain't even tryin
To hear that bullshit
About what your ho ass don't suck
And what ya ass don't lick
So you can get your knees dirty, hoe
Or either get your ratchet ass
Out my fuckin do'
'Cause I'm Pimp C, I put a bitch in her place
Get down on your knees
I put my dick in ya face
'Cause that's how the shit gotta go, heh
With the average everyday South Texas hoe
So bitch what's up with the suckin' action?
'Cause my dick need that satisfaction
(Bitch, you ain't even my type)
Yeah ya momma said that but
She still got me right
(Ah nigga my momma don't even do that shit)
Bitch yo' momma suck a mean-ass dick
But I don't need ya anyway, trick, huh
'Cause I'm so bad
I can suck my own motherfuckin' dick

("I'm so bad, I can suck my own dick"
"I'm so, I'm so bad, I can suck my own dick")

Rollin' down the street the other day
Saw this fine-ass bitch, said you wanna play?
We went to her crib, straight in the house
Went in her bedroom I put
My dick in her mouth, ha
I said you suckin' it real good, honey
Took my dick out her mouth
Started talkin bout money
Ain't this some shit you ho?
Stopped suckin my dick to
Talk about cash flow
Bitch you got me bent like a pole
'Cause that shit you sellin ain't
Gon' never be sold
So bitch just fuck what ya talkin
Just suck my dick or you can start to walkin
'Cause you're fine, but your face gotta go
That's why we rode down
The motherfuckin backstreets
Ya ugly ass hoe
Fuck you, ol' country-ass hick
'Cause I'm so bad
I can suck my own motherfuckin' dick
Ha hahaha!

Bitch you must don't know
That I'm Pimp C, and I'm the motherfuckin
Man, fuck this shit, I ain't rappin no
More about these ol'
Chickenhead skanky-ass bitches
But I'll tell ya like this:
Burt's so bad, he can suck his own dick
Chris so bad, he can suck his own dick
Bun B so bad, he can suck his own dick
Ron so bad, he can suck his own dick
Tang so bad, he can suck his own dick
Kye so bad, he can suck his own dick
Will so bad, he can suck his own dick
The rest ain't that bad, hahahahahaha!
Peace, I'm outta here