Ylvis - I'm Sober lyrics

I am sober okay, I had a beer or two
But now I'm sober
I swear, this is all a big mistake
This blood is clearly fake
And I know because I'm sober

(Hei! Æ snakke te dæ)

I have been sleeping in my bed
Completely sober

(Petter Northug! Æ heite Pet)

And I, I am gonna prove you wrong
With my song

(Kutt ut, slapp av dokk treng itj å
Vær så voldsom faen)

I can walk the line

(I walk the line, I walk the line)

I'll blow your mind with my flute

I am sober yes, deep down in my heart
I know I'm innocent and I
Feel completely fine

Yes I feel, yes I feel, yes I feel

Yes, I'm sober when you gently touch my hair

(Au! Æ e Petter Northug)

And whisper in my ear you know it's true
That I am sober