Yuno Miles - Day After Christmas lyrics

It's the day after Christmas
Better lock your doors
Before you come home and
Everything is on the floor
I tried to rob a nigga but
He was broker than I was so for Christmas
I can't hear my Nike light bulb jacket
He thought he got mad
But he really got NC double-A
Called my cousin working at Allstate
Talking bout he be in the streets
You say you got a BMW
But you got a dune buggy
You mad as hell cause it's Christmastime
And you ain't go no money
He ain't have a snowboard so he used his tub
He ain't even have a house
So where is you gonna go?
You ain't got no water in your house
So you gotta bathe in the snow
I went to Pizzapopolis and got me a pretzel
You say you mad, but you slow like a snail
I said I was a professional barber then I
Left him with no hair in the back
Now he mad cause he ain't even
Got no hair in the back
He about to walk around bald headed
And get his head smacked i bought a pet dog
Now he mad cause he hit me with a log
I locked my grandma's wig inside of the vault
He ain't got no pencils so
He gotta write with chalk i just got fired
I was a lumberjack for JC Penny