Yuno Miles - Dot Com lyrics

Cut a patch in my head tryna be my own barber
I just ran up a mountain
And then I jumped off
Driving in traffic and ran
To SpongeBob parents i just got
Caught taking clarinet music classes
I just got a job in a tap dancing class
I used to be a vampire but
Blood didn’t taste too good
I used to be a boulder but now I’m a coyote
I used to drink at the toilet until I
Got caught and he yelled at me

I got caught eating Scooby Snacks
With Scooby-Doo and Shaggy
I wear trash bag clothes
That’s why my clothes baggy
I used to eat tree bark until I
Messed around and ate a worm
I used to climb trees until I messed
Around and got bit by a bird
Used to be on Instagram but
Now I’m on Instagramcom
Used to go to Twitter but
Now I’m on Twittercom
I don’t use Facebook, I’d rather use PornHub
Jumped off a tree when I was
Watching a video on PornHub

Cut a patch in my head tryna be my own barber
I just ran up a mountain
And then I jumped off
Driving in traffic and ran
To SpongeBob parents
I just got caught taking
Clarinet music classes
I just got a job in a tap dancing class
I used to be a vampire but
Blood didn’t taste too good
I used to be a boulder but now I’m a coyote
I used to drink at the toilet until I
Got caught and he yelled at me