Yuno Miles - Headphones lyrics

I don't have Apple headphones
I've got Android headphones
That's why the mic sound bad
And that's why I've got all this dorgit
I ran in the Ice Age back with the mammoths
I thought I was a fish
But I was really a salmon
I was on the freeway singing "Put
Some houses on my rito, baby"
I can't clap no more
I glued my hands together
I thought that I was a bird
Because I was shitting feathers
Tried to dive in a volcano and
Burnt up in the process
I jumped in the belly of a whale
And he spit me up

I thought that I could fight
Until I knocked myself out
I slipped in the shower
Cuz I slipped on my own dirt
I used to be a shark, now I'm a dolphin
Went to Africa to run with the lions
Got stepped on by a stampede
They thought that I was a rabbit
Because I was jumping
I got hit in the head with a rock
Now I got a knot on my head
She asked me to come over her house
But she had bunk beds
I accidentally swallowed a dime
Playing Fortnite online
Feel like it's Bangladesh
I don't even know what that means
They ask me why fit different
That's because I was wearing
My sister's jeans
I just slipped on the floor
I slipped on a green bean

I don't have Apple headphones
I've got Android headphones
That's why the mic sound bad
And that's why I've got all this dorgit
I ran in the Ice Age back with the mammoths
I thought I was a fish
But I was really a salmon
I was on the freeway singing "Put
Some houses on my rito, baby"
I can't clap no more
I glued my hands together
I thought that I was a bird
Because I was shitting feathers
Tried to dive in a volcano and
Burnt up in the process
I jumped in the belly of a whale
And he spit me up

I jumped from a tree, and I fucked myself up
I just missed a squirrel, and I ran away
I fell into an ant hole
Because I'm skinny as hell
A fat person fell on me
And they crushed my lungs
I ran out of tissue, so I had to use my thumb
What did I say before
I never actually used my thumb
Said that you can read
But when you read it sounds like this