Zug Izland - Small Town lyrics

I also like to blow holes
In the head of rednecks

If I, strolled into your town
Would you, follow me around?
If I, I hung out on your block
Would you telephone a cop?

If I was new around here
And hittin' on your daughter
And took her to the creek and
Fucked her in the water
Then she brought me home
And I put on your robe
Would you be mad enough to
Let your barrels explode?

If I, sold your son cocaine
Would you, put a bullet in my brain?
If I, I stole your
Favorite your favorite cow
Would you cock the hammer back
And be like POW! I bet you would!

I think I like it here, okay I'll stay
(It fit's me)
I think I like it here, I'm moving in today!
(Come and get me)
I think I like it here, okay I'll stay
(It fit's me)
I think I like it here, I'm moving in today!
(Come and get me)

You daughter, she just had sex with me
(I fucked that girl)
I fed her, some drink and XTC
If I don't steal your cow
Would you let me live in your barn?

I don't have a problem with small town folk
I like y'all, as soon as I flip this dope
I'mma open a tittie bar next to the school
I'm glad we all neighbors, I mean
It's cool!

If I showed up at your church
Drunk out my mind would you still let me sip
Up on that red wine?
If we, we played your shitty town
Would you help me and
Pass these fliers 'round?

I think I like it here, okay I'll stay
(It fit's me)
I think I like it here, I'm moving in today!
(Come and get me)
I think I like it here, okay I'll stay
(It fit's me)
I think I like it here, I'm moving in today!
(Come and get me)

Southern love baby, don't doubt
Don't let my records fool you, I'm about it
I love fat rednecks who fuck they kids
Beat they wife and yet serve no bids
Only judge in town, he also the cop
He also the barber at the hair chop shop
He the mayor, clerk
And what I'm speakin', shit
He the one fuckin' his
Kids and wife beatin'
There ain't no law gonna punish himself
And that's why the carnival's
Bad for ya' health
When we get there, we gonna get rid of ya'
They gonna find a piece of
Ya' head in Bolivia
I'll lay you out front with your corpse
To rest and a hatchetman flag
Stickin' outta ya chest
Say hello to the new sheriff
Violent J with one law, let there be
Juggaloism all day!

I think I like it here, okay I'll stay
(It fit's me)
I think I like it here, I'm moving in today!
(Come and get me)
I think I like it here, okay I'll stay
(It fit's me)
I think I like it here, I'm moving in today!
(Come and get me)
I think I like it here, okay I'll stay
(It fit's me)
I think I like it here, I'm moving in today!
(Come and get me)
I think I like it here, okay I'll stay
(It fit's me)
I think I like it here, I'm moving in today!
(Come and get me)

I think I like it fuck it, I'm staying
Right here, I like it! Hey! I like it! yeah!