8Ball, MJG - Break-A-Bitch College lyrics

Good morning, class
This is your teacher, MJG
Look at me as I write my name on the board
Class, do you see my name?
Do you understand my name?

Well, listen okay
Class, today at Break-A-Bitch University
We will teach young bustas, playa hatas
And all of these weak
Narrow-minded young sissies
How to break a bitch now
Really, it's so easy

Mister G, I have a question yes?
Pimpology today is different than it
Was in the 70s aha
I wanna know how can anybody stroll today
And if so
What proceeds do we have to go through?



Well, check it out
First here's what you have to do

It's time to let the p-i-m-p
In the fuckin front do'
One mo' nigga cuttin paper on the down low
It's so twisted in this white man's society
Why it be hard for a nigga when he try to be
Independent, on his own with a plan
You hate it cause you can't
Understand how I can
Rearrange and change how your
Daughter was raised
And teach her how to constantly
Get paid when she's laid
Ain't no use in bein the freak of the city
You still ain't got no ducats
You want a rolex or ride buckets?
Bitch, listen cause you gots plenty of
Competition from these other hoes
Who think that you supposed
To fall dead, short, lame to the game
Don't worry
Put them bitches in your pistol range
MJ fuckin G settin your mind free
With the type of knowledge
Class has started
Day number one in Break-A-Bitch College

And today, class
We have a guest speaker, Mister Fat Mac
Please introduce yourself

Good evening, players, good evening
Eightball the Fat Mac here
I'm here to let you know
That these bitches, mean these bustas no good
You see what I'm sayin?
Now first of all, class
Are there any questions?

Ah yes, Mister Eightball
You bein a Professor of Pimpology
Tell me how these niggas let these hoes
Get em caught up in that fuck shit

Alright buddy, check this out

Once again here I come pushin
That funk into your ear
Do you recall Eightball
The player of the year calm cause I'm cool
And I'm cool cause I'm calm
Leavin hoes shell-shocked like they
Fall in Vietnam mayn, some have game
But most of them can't handle this
Those that I think are stars
End up bein scandalous
Welfare recipients, crib full of rugrats
Boost a couple of shirts
And now the bitch think she all that
Freakazoids have a nigga noid
Steppin up to me hoes that'll fuck you fast
Might be packin HIV
Me, I'm packin jimmy hats
So a hoe won't give me that
Shit about she on the pill
Knowin that her pussy kill
See, through my education illustrations
Were the key see, where I'm from only bustas
Have to pay a fee
Now you might ask what can a
Nigga do to get started pull a hoe and go
Enroll in Break-A-Bitch College

Ah yeah now that was a very nice lecture
And as I walk back over to
The middle of the bulletin board
I - I kinda figured, I wondered to myself
And I looked at my class, and I
It seems that you have more questions
Is there any more questions?

Yes yes, Mister MJG i have a question yes?
Ah - in 94 do you think - ah
Any bitches are gonna come up?
Can - can any bitches be pimps?

Look here, look here let me tell you

Now these bitches got a lotta
Game for a nigga, so
That made me try to see how to break a hoe
What exactly would it take for me
To make the bitch click
How damn quick could I make
The bitch break a trick
How fuckin long will it take
To make my profit
And what kinda justice can this
Hoe do for my pocket
Talkin space-age pimpin
Similar to the oldies
In ways like keepin our business tight
Not by tryina be Goldie
These niggas gettin they game picked
Down to the bone
If you listen on what these hoes have to say
Your money's gone
Nigga, focus on your own grind
Make em follow your own rules
Don't be a fool, nigga
Bring that bitch on by to school
I got a class for that ass
And it stars at seven
'I was a pimp' at ten o'clock
Break till eleven
Future looks good for the smartest
Niggas in the school of
Sir Break-A-Bitch College

Okay class, okay class
Everybody just needs to settle down
Everybody just settle down
We're gonna break in about 15 minutes
But we have one more lecture
One more lecture now ehm, eh
Calm down, calm down
I'm gonna take one more question
I'm gonna take -
Are there any more questions?

Ah yeah - ah i wanna know
How can a ordinary busta like me
You know, you know
Get in Break-A-Bitch College?

​Eightball: ​ not long ago I grew up as
A youngster in this shit
When all I wanted to do is stick
My dick up in a bitch
That dope made my ends
And my ends bought me weed
And all I wanted to see was
Them young bitches on they knees
Uncle Sam, damn, can I get a job, see
I don't wanna sell this dope, and nope
I don't wanna get out and rob
Today I was coolin like I usually do
I met this hoe after a show that
Wanted to chew me and screw
Now some busta-ass nigga woulda
Fucked the bitch
But at Break-A-Bitch College that's called
Trickin off your dick
On the corner ain't no pimps
Real players are low-key
I'm on the verge of a splurge
Settin up shop in Tennessee
Ain't no future for the lame
Ain't no love in this game
Do you fuck them hoes and trust them
Hoes and love em with no shame?
9 times out of 10, trick nigga, if you do
Break-A-Bitch College got a scholarship
Just for you

Ah yes damn good class, damn good class
Wonderful graduates
I love em all, I love em all

Now class can you all join in with me
For our school alma mater and let's sing it
I'm proud to be an alumni
From Break-A-College i'm proud to be