A.J. Smith - Internet Celebrities lyrics

(Put your hands up, you're
Arrested for being horny
You're going to horny jail)
(Bro, you only know her through the internet)
(It's every day I have to
Deal with this bullshit, Stop being a simp)
(Can I get a hoya?, Papa)

Scrollin' through the Twitter
TikTok 'For You' page
I see all these women, they a ten outta ten
But I only know them through the internet
That's what makes me down bad
Really wanna shoot my shot
Damn, these girls so fine
I wish they could be mine
Slide into their DM's
Send me to the horny rеalm
You can call me a simp
But I'm out here playin' thе game
They so overrated, make me
Wanna rise to fame, yeah
Rise to fame with the baddies
Hopefully they'll soon be call
Me 'baby daddy'
Some these chicks just got the fatty
Tryna shoot my shot while I'm on the socials
Random pop-ups, 'Singles in Local'
IG DM sent two days ago
This a whole new low, love life plateaued

(You're a simp, oh, You're so down bad)
(It's every day I have to
Deal with this bullshit)
(Hoya, ha ha ha ha haaaaa, Papa)
(Fucking hell)

Damn, Cecilia, she used to be so down bad
(Cecilia) for my boy, Ace OG
While recordin' music at three
She would knock on his window
Tryna shoot her shot ("Cecilia, get out
Or else I'll call the SWAT")
But she didn't stop, she kept pursuing him
(Ian, come out)
It's weird 'cause she only knew
Him through the internet
Eventually, Ian got mad and told his age
Then Cecilia ran away, she was so enraged
She was mad, she was sad
She felt all types of emotions
Ian didn't think she was bad
Was a fan, then she ran all the way to Japan
No more tacos, no more simpin'
Super Milker, 3K, Prime, free shippin'
Enough internet, it's been a day
Stop textin' me, I really
Don't care that much, "K" (Papa)

Damn, this song has been goin' on for so
So long met this girl from Ukraine
She loved to eat hot dogs
I instantly fell in love and asked her out
She said yes, I was blessed
My love life a big success
We can go to the beach
Or maybe chill at a club
Whatever you want, we can even go on a run
I'm no longer into internet celebs
'Cause later that night
We kissed and shared a bed (Yessir)