Angry Johnny And The Killbillies - Drag Racing the Devil lyrics

I was sitting at a red light
I was waiting for a green light
Up pulls this El Dorado with plates
That said "D14BL0"
With a guy, looked like an undertaker
Smile on his face
Leaned out the window and said
"Hey hayseed, you wanna race?"

Well I had nothing better to do since my baby
Gave me that big FU
So, I said "All right buddy
Right back in your face!
I'll race you to the end of the world
Just tell me, what are the stakes?"
He rolled his back window down
I saw something big and brown
A big ol' Rottweiler stuck his
Head out to look around and I knew who I was
Racing, the light turned green
I punched that hammer down
I got about a quarter mile
I looked to my left and I saw him smile
He was all over me just
Like I was safe instale he laughed at me
"Hey boy, I hear you got some time to kill"
I pray to Jesus for mobile
I didn't wanna think about
That El Dorado figured
I thought I was okay for a while
But this guy turned on the nitro
And he did one burst a second quarter-mile
He pulled alongside, he was grinning
This his race, he was winning park
I was wishing that I had my gun

I yelled out "Hey scratch, My soul or
Yours til the race is done
And only if you won"

That El Dorado scraped my door
I had the pedal to the floor but
Horse driving busses were never
Ever made for speed
His ride blew a tire and once
Again I took the lead
But I was running on red and
He was running on fear
He came back doing 90, riding my rear
His suicide beside me won't be very long
Then I saw a blue light flashing
So I pulled over, man I was gone! Gone! Gone!
I was sitting at a red light
I was waiting for a green light
Up pulls this El Dorado with plates
That said "D14BL0"
With a guy, looked like an undertaker
Smile on his face
Leaned out the window and said
"Hey hayseed, you wanna race? Ha ha haha
Anytime, anywhere!"