Angry Johnny And The Killbillies - Mmf Blues lyrics

I woke up one morning and I kicked my dog
I beat my neighbors head in
With a big maple log
And I called his big fat hairy
Wife a big fat hairy slob
I have the blues, the mean motherfucker bl-

I stole this car and I headed downtown
Saw a paperboy and ran
That little bastard down
Threw it in reverse and squashed
His brains into the ground
I had the blues, the mean motherfucker bl-

I was doing ninety and I
Heard that siren wail cop pulls me over
Says he's taking me to jail
I said "Look here pig
I think you bеtter think again"
And in this pump five in his belly
Put thе last one in his brain
I had the blues, the mean motherfucker
I loaded up my 12-gauge and I
Walked in the bank door
I said "Alright everybody get
Facedown on the floor"
I popped a teller, and I wasted a guard
And now I sit forever in
This filthy prison yard
I got the blues, the mean motherfucker

The big house ain't so bad
Everybody leaves me alone
Noone comes near me when I'm out
In the yard busting stone new guy comes in
They say I better leave him breathe
Cause he's the meanest motherfucker that
You're ever gonna see
He got the blues, the mean motherfucker blues
He got the blues
He got the mean motherfucker
I got the blues, the mean motherfucker bl-