AxCx - You Are a Food Critic lyrics
[AxCx - You Are a Food Critic lyrics]
Your first name's Jay
You're a food critic and you're fucking gay
You have more hair on your face
Than you have on your head
Pretty soon you'll have AIDS and
You'll be fucking dead
You are a food critic you are a food critic
You are a food critic you are a food critic
You're old enough to have bought "Let
It Be" when it was new
You're bald enough to blind a
Bird you fucking jew
You're gay enough to go out with Liberace
You're gay enough you fucking fag
I'm 22, you're 33
And you go to school with me
Jay Weinstein is a gay bald jew with a beard