Beenie Man, J - Dick lyrics

In their time of need and loneliness
A one thing di woman dem waan
(Weh dem waan?) , Di girls dem need
(Weh dem need?) , Di girls dem waan
(Weh dem waan?) , Di girls dem need a friend
Dem need a buddy
In their time of need and loneliness
(Weh dem waan) , Di girls dem need
(Weh dem need) , Di girls dem waan
(Weh dem waan) , so mi introduce myself!

My name is Dick, I got a girl who has a cat
Always playin' on her lap
Sometime she purr when I'm petting her
My god, she love when I play with her fur
But my girl, she had a friend name Lynette
Love me from the first day we met
She tek a set, now I regret
Cause, I never enjoy playin' with her pet
Something was wrong
She ran out of elastic band
So I didn't stay too long
She didn't have a clue but what to do
They don't have what it takes
To tek weh your boo

They don't know Dick like you know Dick
Dick is your dearest friend
They don't hug him, when he's in bed
Kiss him and play with his head
They don't know Dick like you know Dick
Dick is your dearest friend
They don't hug him, when he's in bed
Kiss him and play with his head

My name is John, di girls dem buddy
Wuk nuff woman i give di wickedest slam
AKA magic wand, ding dong
Mi love by every woman (true)
Hairy like a chimp, I am a pimp
Girl waan blow big like di good air blimp
True mi nuh whimp, and she a nymph
Mi affi stand up and work
Til' mi tired and limp
Me and a gyal a 'par, inna mi car
She waan war
Waan eat mi nuts from out of di jar
Mi tell her stay far, from mi cigar
She a push mi and a push
Til' mi just spit pon har

They don't know John like you know John
Original badman
Girl you know him from him a little youth
Now him big, a wear Ruff Rider suit
They don't know John like you know John
Original badman
Girl you know him from him a little youth
Now him big, a wear Ruff Rider suit

Well! Mr john and Mr dick, di girls love dem
That's why dem cyan sleep a night
Woman a bug dem
Woman a pull, woman a jerk, woman a tug dem
All when him tired and limp
And him a shrug dem
Sometime him haffi turn dem up
Like him a mug dem
Double up him fist and run in and slug dem
But him nuh mean nuh harm
'cause when him done him hug dem
Females always have a problem

They don't know Dick like you know Dick
Dick is your dearest friend
They don't hug him, when he's in bed
Kiss him and play with his head
They don't know Dick like you know Dick
Dick is your dearest friend
They don't hug him, when he's in bed
Kiss him and play with his head

They don't know John like you know John
Original badman
Girl you know him from him a little youth
Now him big, a wear Ruff Rider suit
They don't know John like you know John
Original badman
Girl you know him from him a little youth
Now him big, a wear Ruff Rider suit

They don't know Dick like you know Dick
Dick is your dearest friend
They don't hug him, when he's in bed
Kiss him and play with his head
They don't know Dick like you know Dick
Dick is your dearest friend
They don't hug him, when he's in bed
Kiss him and play with his head

They don't know John like you know John
Original badman
Girl you know him from him a little youth
Now him big, a wear Ruff Rider suit
They don't know John like you know John
Original badman
Girl you know him from him a little youth
Now him big, a wear Ruff Rider suit