B.G. - Problems lyrics
B.G. [Christopher Noel Dorsey] New Orleans, Louisiana, U.S. 🇺🇸
[B.G. - Problems lyrics]
I've got problems in my fucking house
Bitch would you please, get the fuck out
Trust these hoes, they all slick
I found out, they ain't shit
Almost was played by my main bitch
Ohh Boy, she tried to pull 1 off quick
I'm paperchasing, trying to get rich
On a 60 day tour with my clique
She hit me while I'm on the road and was like
Bae shit bad can moms spend a few nights?
I say yeah, when it's cool
But now, check what this hoe do
Slickly moving momma in my house
Cause picture the whole wild she put out
Now dat ain't even the half of it
With moms come 2 neices, 2 nephews, 2 cousins
They don' got comfortable in my shit
Children don't flush the toilet
After they piss
Bitches, piles, kids, jumping and playing
Breaking lamps
Wasting food and leaving stains
Mom laying in my lazy boy
Kids jamming tapes in my VCR
Flicking my TV like a light switch
God can only stop me from killing this bitch
I'm on the way back to my crib
I pull up, "this can't be where I live"
I jump out ready, to start fucking
I'm pissed off, mad and disgusted
Bitch tryna give me a excuse
It ain't nothing you can say or do
You ask could Mom stay cause it was bad
You ain't said nothing bout cha whole fam
Look at my shit, it's fucked up
And it smell like a project cut
You ain't had the decency to clean up
You, ya ma, and children, can pack up
Please hurry before I go off
And mess around in here and catch a charge
You don showed me, you ain't shit
You showed me, a bitch gon be a bitch
Look what you don caused in my house
Before you get pistol whipped, Bitch get out!
Here's another fucked up episode
My cousin came to visit from Chicago
I ain't seen em' since we was young bucks
I turned thug, he's a wannabe but a busta
So why he down visiting, he staying wit me
I put him under surveilence learned
Him in a week
He don't put 100% in his hygiene
He lied and stopped bout what he
Doing be in the streetz
He eating, he shitting, he sleeping
All for free
He ain't cleaning behind his self
He think it's the double tree
I'm almost to the point to ask him
Whats happening? But, I know, he get smart
I'ma slap him now I gotta leave him by
His self for the weekend
I gotta fly to handle business in Cleaveland
I jet and this nigga go
Through my phone numbers
Call em', tell him I got
Him a surprise party, come over
So happen that I'm finished a day early
And decide to fly back home
And check on this bitch i get down
Fucked up my shit packed like a nightclub
Sofa's ripped
Tape is broke and it's full of weed smokers
Nigga got it coming, every tooth in his mouth
I'ma knock-out
I can't believe what he did to my house
Look at this shit
Getcha lil stankin' ass kids
Ya know what im saying? Your uncle
Over there wearing my T-shirt
That motherfucker like what
He must be like 54' inches or
Something like that and I just wear a 1X
And we got tyrone and lil Tyronisha
Thats ignorant like a Mother fucker to
Name that lil girl Tyronisha, and
Clarence and Uncle ray
Yo lil brothers and all that
Shit let em' get the fuck up outta here
Fucking up everythingya know what
Im saying? The only
Thing yall motherfuckers brung here was a
Old VCR the one that pop up
One of them old motherfuckers get
Yall old ass VCR and get
The fuck up outta here
And Bitch you turned my draws pink
Now getcha funky ass outta herebizzznitchh!
Bitch would you please, get the fuck out
Trust these hoes, they all slick
I found out, they ain't shit
Almost was played by my main bitch
Ohh Boy, she tried to pull 1 off quick
I'm paperchasing, trying to get rich
On a 60 day tour with my clique
She hit me while I'm on the road and was like
Bae shit bad can moms spend a few nights?
I say yeah, when it's cool
But now, check what this hoe do
Slickly moving momma in my house
Cause picture the whole wild she put out
Now dat ain't even the half of it
With moms come 2 neices, 2 nephews, 2 cousins
They don' got comfortable in my shit
Children don't flush the toilet
After they piss
Bitches, piles, kids, jumping and playing
Breaking lamps
Wasting food and leaving stains
Mom laying in my lazy boy
Kids jamming tapes in my VCR
Flicking my TV like a light switch
God can only stop me from killing this bitch
I'm on the way back to my crib
I pull up, "this can't be where I live"
I jump out ready, to start fucking
I'm pissed off, mad and disgusted
Bitch tryna give me a excuse
It ain't nothing you can say or do
You ask could Mom stay cause it was bad
You ain't said nothing bout cha whole fam
Look at my shit, it's fucked up
And it smell like a project cut
You ain't had the decency to clean up
You, ya ma, and children, can pack up
Please hurry before I go off
And mess around in here and catch a charge
You don showed me, you ain't shit
You showed me, a bitch gon be a bitch
Look what you don caused in my house
Before you get pistol whipped, Bitch get out!
Here's another fucked up episode
My cousin came to visit from Chicago
I ain't seen em' since we was young bucks
I turned thug, he's a wannabe but a busta
So why he down visiting, he staying wit me
I put him under surveilence learned
Him in a week
He don't put 100% in his hygiene
He lied and stopped bout what he
Doing be in the streetz
He eating, he shitting, he sleeping
All for free
He ain't cleaning behind his self
He think it's the double tree
I'm almost to the point to ask him
Whats happening? But, I know, he get smart
I'ma slap him now I gotta leave him by
His self for the weekend
I gotta fly to handle business in Cleaveland
I jet and this nigga go
Through my phone numbers
Call em', tell him I got
Him a surprise party, come over
So happen that I'm finished a day early
And decide to fly back home
And check on this bitch i get down
Fucked up my shit packed like a nightclub
Sofa's ripped
Tape is broke and it's full of weed smokers
Nigga got it coming, every tooth in his mouth
I'ma knock-out
I can't believe what he did to my house
Look at this shit
Getcha lil stankin' ass kids
Ya know what im saying? Your uncle
Over there wearing my T-shirt
That motherfucker like what
He must be like 54' inches or
Something like that and I just wear a 1X
And we got tyrone and lil Tyronisha
Thats ignorant like a Mother fucker to
Name that lil girl Tyronisha, and
Clarence and Uncle ray
Yo lil brothers and all that
Shit let em' get the fuck up outta here
Fucking up everythingya know what
Im saying? The only
Thing yall motherfuckers brung here was a
Old VCR the one that pop up
One of them old motherfuckers get
Yall old ass VCR and get
The fuck up outta here
And Bitch you turned my draws pink
Now getcha funky ass outta herebizzznitchh!