Big L - M.V.P. lyrics

A yo
Spark up the Phillies and pass the stout
Make it quick, money grip
'fore your ass is out in a street brawl
I strike men quicker than lightnin'
You seen what happened in my
Last fight, friend? A'ight, then!
L's a clever threat
A lyricist who never sweat
Comparin' yourself to me is like
A Benz to a Chevrolet
And clown rappers I'm bound to slay
I'm sayin' hi to all the
Cuties from around the way
Yeah! 'Cause, I got all of them sprung, Jack
My girls are like boomerangs
No matter how far I throw 'em, they come back
I'm comin' straight out the NYC
I'm down with Diggin' In The Crates
And I'm MVP

If rap was a game, I'll be MVP
The most valuable poet on the M-IC
A yo, if rap was a game, I'll be MVP
The most valuable poet on the M-IC

Yo, it's a must that I get papes
Peace to all the DJ's who gave
Me love on they mixtapes and once again
The man's back with a dance track
So here's your chance, Jack
To get loose and let your hands clap
I got juice like Boku
Mad crews I broke through
Brothers be mad 'cause I hit more
Chicks than they spoke to
And every time I'm jammed
I always find a loophole
I got a crime record longer than Manute Bol
And my raps are unbelievable like
Aliens and flyin' saucers
No more iron horses 'cause
I'm buyin' Porsches
Comin' straight out the NYC
Peace to the Kid Capri, I'm MVP

If rap was a game, I'll be MVP
The most valuable poet on the M-IC
Yo, if rap was a game, I'll be MVP
The most valuable poet on the M-IC

Battles I lose none, I make crews run
I get fools done
Got ten fingers, but only use one
I run up like Machine Gun
Kelly with a black skully
Put one in your belly, leave you smelly
Then take your Pelle Pelle
I'm the neighborhood lamper, punani vamper
Mess around, you'll find my silk boxers
In your Mommy's hamper
And nowadays, girls want you for your money
I'm like Heav' I got nothin'
But love for you, honey
And since I'm lookin' slick
And my pockets are thick
I need surgery to get chicks removed from my
(Chill) i'm comin' straight out the NYC
Rap's my J-O-B, and I'm MVP

If rap was a game, I'll be MVP
The most valuable poet on the M-IC
Yo, if rap was a game, I'll be MVP
The most valuable poet on the M-IC