Boondox - Lezbehonest lyrics

"Oh Shit, you look cute as hell now
You move over here and
Let me start massaging that
Fine ass of yours"
"Ah, that feels wonderf- ah"
"What the fuck's up with these bitches?
I got dick for days, and
These hoes wanna keep their face
Buried in some pussy!? Bitch
You ain't even gay"

She got a Katy Perry ringtone
Plays it like her theme song
Kissed a girl and liked it
Now she's swearin' off the ding dong
Back and forth like ping pong
She really strictly dicky
Then Madonna screwin' Britney
Now the bitch is strictly licky
Suck a dick or suck a titty
She don't really give a fucky ducky
Rainbow or her Prius mean
She always gettin' lucky
Had her first fish platter
On her girlfriend's futon
Hidden Valley, tossin' salad
Lickin' on the crouton
No shame in this fake bitch game
Swervin' in and out of traffic
Never stayin' in her own lane
She want her piece of cake and
Yeah she wanna eat it too
Pay her some attention and the bitch
Will go down eatin' you

Drop the act and lezbehonest
No more trips for you down south
Ding-a-ling, you know you want it
Take the pussy out yo mouth
You love the peter! Bitch, don't lie
You love the cock! Don't even try
No more cooter! No more coochie!
Vajayjay, time to say good bye

Girls gone wild, spring break
College road trip
In some wet t-shirts, wrestlin' in cool whip
Flash a nipple, slap a pussy for attention
Just turned eighteen
Now she on a fuckin' mission
Got a make her daddy listen
Maybe show a little anger
Four shots of jagermister
Tongue kiss a perfect stranger
Three full fingers deep in
Some bleach blonde bimbo
A double headed dildo beatin' like it's Kimbo
Put in on her YouTube
The pictures on her Myspace
Just so I can peep it
Wish the bitch would sit on my face
Two straight broads tongue kissin'
By the swimmin' pool
Fake dyke bitches eatin' coochie
'cause it's cool

Drop the act and lezbehonest
No more trips for you down south
Ding-a-ling, you know you want it
Take the pussy out yo mouth

Bitch, you know you want it
Don't say that you don't want it
Bitch, you know you want it
Don't say that you don't want it
Bitch, you know you want it
Don't say that you don't want it
Bitch you know you want it, bitch
You know you want it
You went from blowin' beater
Now you're lickin' on the cooter
One day she was a friend and the
Next she went to screw her
Now I'm massed out with no luck
Can't even get my dick sucked
Jerkin' off in the corner watchin'
Her and you fuck

Don't get your panties twisted, shit
I love them freaky bitches
Daisy chains and runnin' trains
Girl on girl and pussy fistin'
All I'm rally tryin' to say
Girl just don't claim your ass is gay
I laid the pipe the other day
And fucked your girlfriend yesterday
Tell the truth, don't even trip
You know you like to wrap them lips
'Round the peter lick the tip 'cause
Little girls don't come equipped
Bitch please, you ain't right
What you really tryin' to prove
Carpet muncher donkey puncher 'cause you
Claim you so confused
Yeah it puts my dick on hard
To see you sixty-ninin' neden
But two brides up on your cake won't
Be the case up at your weddin'
Put in perspective, cut the act
You ain't no thesbian
Just a chick who love the
Dick but perpetrate a lesbian

Drop the act and lezbehonest
No more trips for you down south
Ding-a-ling, you know you want it
Take the pussy out yo mouth
You love the peter! Bitch, don't lie
You love the cock! Don't even try
No more cooter! No more coochie!
Vajayjay, time to say good bye

"After all, we're just two lonely bitches on
The loose for the weekend yeah
I bet your little ass is on fire you'll be
A new woman when I'm finished working on you"