Boondox - My Van lyrics
[Boondox - My Van lyrics]
Like clothes on the line I'm
Three sheets to the wind
But stay tighter than the strings on a violin
Me I'm as dirty as they come
But still spic and span
I ride 28 inches on my creepy black van
And you can catch me posted up
Down by the trailer park
I'm selling bootleg movies from noon to dark
But at nine o'clock it's time
To close up shop
And find some unsuspecting girlie who
Gonna blow my top
I like cruising by the gap and the old navy
I like scoping out the milf's
And the old ladies
Pulling right up to the curb
With my windows pitch black
Practice catch and then release I do my
Thing and then I throw 'em back my van!
In my van they don't never see it coming
Stone cold killer slanging rock hard loving
In my van here's how we do
I got something waiting for you
I never keep 'em very long
Because they tend to stink
And they'll be xxxxxxx up my
Camel skin zebra print seats
And I'm a mother xxxxxxx pimp so
Can't be cramping my style
With some decomposing stank ho
Wearing a smile
I gotta keep my reputation I got clientel
I can't be pushing finding nemo
With no funky xxx smell
I keep my chevrolet polished and
My shag rug vaccumed
And a sticker on the back
Glass says "shit happens"
And I'm cool as fan in
My burt reynolds shades
But my futures pretty dim that's
Why I can't get laid
So I'm a get it how I get
Gotta get up in them britches
I'm a get it how I get I'm
A take it from these bitches!
If the van be a rocking
Then don'tcha come a knocking
You might see me do the nasty
Face covered in a stocking
Nothing on but a tool belt and bvd's
A chick tied to a shelf full of dvd's
I got that old school porn
Showing in the headrest
Try choking out this honey but
She ain't dead yet
I got her in the camel clutch
Remote control stuck in her butt
She be switching scene selections everytime
She bust a nut
You might say I'm kinda sick and
You might call me a freak
Because I pull up to the
Intersection's gripping my meat
But to all them freaky bitches
Xxxxxxx I be the man
I bet they never forget the time
They had in my van!
Three sheets to the wind
But stay tighter than the strings on a violin
Me I'm as dirty as they come
But still spic and span
I ride 28 inches on my creepy black van
And you can catch me posted up
Down by the trailer park
I'm selling bootleg movies from noon to dark
But at nine o'clock it's time
To close up shop
And find some unsuspecting girlie who
Gonna blow my top
I like cruising by the gap and the old navy
I like scoping out the milf's
And the old ladies
Pulling right up to the curb
With my windows pitch black
Practice catch and then release I do my
Thing and then I throw 'em back my van!
In my van they don't never see it coming
Stone cold killer slanging rock hard loving
In my van here's how we do
I got something waiting for you
I never keep 'em very long
Because they tend to stink
And they'll be xxxxxxx up my
Camel skin zebra print seats
And I'm a mother xxxxxxx pimp so
Can't be cramping my style
With some decomposing stank ho
Wearing a smile
I gotta keep my reputation I got clientel
I can't be pushing finding nemo
With no funky xxx smell
I keep my chevrolet polished and
My shag rug vaccumed
And a sticker on the back
Glass says "shit happens"
And I'm cool as fan in
My burt reynolds shades
But my futures pretty dim that's
Why I can't get laid
So I'm a get it how I get
Gotta get up in them britches
I'm a get it how I get I'm
A take it from these bitches!
If the van be a rocking
Then don'tcha come a knocking
You might see me do the nasty
Face covered in a stocking
Nothing on but a tool belt and bvd's
A chick tied to a shelf full of dvd's
I got that old school porn
Showing in the headrest
Try choking out this honey but
She ain't dead yet
I got her in the camel clutch
Remote control stuck in her butt
She be switching scene selections everytime
She bust a nut
You might say I'm kinda sick and
You might call me a freak
Because I pull up to the
Intersection's gripping my meat
But to all them freaky bitches
Xxxxxxx I be the man
I bet they never forget the time
They had in my van!