Canibus - Dr. C. Ph.D lyrics

Doctor C

Yo, I plan to build myself
A facility before I'm forty
A molecular archeogenetic laboratory
That can analyze complex poetry data for me
Even if it was recorded poorly
How extraordinary
I frog leap over awkward beats
Then I separate rappers by their Carbon-14's
To determine the age of anything ever made
Regardless of how the outside
Surface has changed
I put a curse on your name
Bombard your brain
With gamma X rays 'til you burst into flames
With the scientifically quantifiable
Megalomaniacal viable style
It's like trying to ride a bull
Let's have a dictionary duel after school
Check me into a nice Cedars-Sinai room
So I can get sick as the flu
Spittin' the truth
If you ain't got this album
You missing the proof
Prepare for your doom my
Nuclear rocket plumes
Glow against the pale background of the Moon
Toxic fumes spoil complete stocks
Of fruit's and foods
Burning your flammable boxes of booze
Got in the groove even though
I'm not in the mood
Motherfucker you didn't win 'cause
I can't lose
Give the fans the chance to choose, fuck you!
Who's the illest? Who's it really up to?
Rapping fire, you better run for the pacifier
Tie you up and drown you
In the saliva quagmire
'Til your oxygen expires and
Your lungs dry up
Cause you said Bis ain't dope
You a damn liar
Disaster for hire over beats by Kyros
Flow like the Tigris
Euphrates with the eye of the
Tiger in my iris canibus is a fighter
Motherfucker, my great grandfather was Irish
Let's roll the dices
I'll break you like young Tyson
Give me the mic man, I don't need no hype man
Put a thousand on me, put one on him
I tear off his limbs
Throw him in and tell him to swim
Yo, I soak that sugar-coated
Shit in soy sauce
Tell the FCC boss, turn that noise off
Call Detroit's Mafia Boss
Tell him, "Yo, I got a job for you
I want you to bust his balls"
Drop him off by Niagara Falls
Write my name on a banana and
Put the banana between his jaws
Nobody disrespects lyrical law
I'm the best there ever is
And the best ever was
Training like a grunt face down in the mud
With blood, sweat, and tears, sucking it up
Yo, you wonder where I am right now?
I'm probably somewhere on the
Microphone fucking it up dead or alive
Canibus will live through the rhyme
To be the illest on the mic
Is a mission of mine spittin' divine
You can't get it twisted this time
Vocal with a mirror to make
Sure my lips align
Doctor C, Ph d, graduated from UMG
Bright as the LCD display on a new MP
Prototype of a true MC
With 3D topography maps you can't see
Butcher on Broad Street, wrapping CD's
In butcher paper, doing artwork with Sharpies
If you don't like the quality
Then talk to me what the fuck you on the
Website for you creep?
Punching the keys, remember that sound
That's exactly what it sounds like
When I'm punching your teeth
Kick a rap, bitch
If you've got the gumption to speak
Stand next to me
I might put a lump in your meat
Diss you and your man, double the beef
To tell you the truth
I thought your rebuttal was weak
Round the outside, blah blah
Et cetera et cetera
The body of my literature is
Bigger than South America
Nigga look, this is all I got to say
Suck my P-H-D-IC-K