Canibus - Last Laugh lyrics

Ha ha ha ha ha check out the bizarre style
That I display god ha ha ha ha ha
Kinda like when the biz went eh eh eh eh eh
But this is the Canibus with the
Ha ha ha ha ha now
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ain't just the name of the song
Ha ha ha ha ha
It's probably my favorite response
When I'm walking on the street or
I'm out at the mall
And people be talking that blah blah blah
Ha ha ha ha ha
But anyway, a regular day is just like this
Canibus writes a rhyme then Canibus spit's
Like ha ha ha ha ha
I eat eat eat rhymes
Niggas don't be understanding that shit
Why you think I went and put
A fucking mic on my arm
Cause it belongs to me and I
Belong next to Ghengis Khan
In a coffin carbon-dryed with
My body in bronze
Like Han Solo when he got frozen in Star Wars
Ha ha ha ha ha
I'm great but I'm not the greatest
Ha ha ha ha ha
I believe I'm God but I'm not atheist
Ha ha ha ha ha
I'm crazy but I'm not the craziest
I'm just a normal heterosexual Homo Sapien
Ha ha ha ha ha the industry tried to cave me
And I was an archangel
But they changed me into Damien
Ha ha ha ha ha
The evil spirit of rap, the evil rapper
Ha ha ha ha ha rip the Jacker
Master of the ceremony
Most people know me as such
My disciples know me as master 'Bus i can
Ha ha ha ha ha
Change their life with a touch, cause I'm
Ha ha ha ha ha lyrically gifted as fuck
Can-IBus, could bust it down pound for pound
My style'll make a thousand MC's bow
Ha ha ha ha ha you can yah yah yah cha cha
Cha cha cha all you want
Y'all niggas know the Canibus is the one
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
The rhyme creator
At the drop of a dime I spit 100 b-a-rs
I'm a S T-A-R since the day I was born
And I'll be a star til the day that I'm gone
Ha ha ha ha ha you can agree with uh huh
Or disagree with uh uh
Whatever, niggas can't front ha ha ha ha ha
If they respond too late to the 911 call
They find you on the floor with
A razor blade in your palm
Deep cuts an inch wide and 5 inches long
Paramedics feel for a pulse to
See if you gone
You was pronounced DOA before you got to ER
The doctor swore that suicide
Was the probably cause probably because
You weak insecure motherfuckers
Feel lost when you hear me roar
Ha ha ha ha ha
Like uh the predator starring Schwartzenegger
Before he triggered the bomb he went
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
The evil spirit of rap, the evil rapper
Ha ha ha ha ha rip the Jacker

Its legibly unimaginable
Mathematically incalculable
Inextricably infallible
Let's not forget utterly impossible or
Morally insurmountable to assume that I could
Lose if I battled you
My Scholastic Aptitude is 1602
100 bars was just a glimpse of the truth
Physical proof that I'm the best at this
I've constructed sentences
That'll stand longer than
Stonehenge's megaliths
My 1st and 2nd albums consist of
More then a million terabit's
More than any of you rappers ever spit
Vote for me as President
In about a day or so
I be up in the White House getting fellatio
By an administrative assistant
With deep throat
Butt naked on the floor knee
Deep in some coke
Or on a speaker phone freestyling
With some of my folks
Humping a ho tampering with
The Republican vote
I'm like Mel Gibson in Braveheart
Fighting swordsman
Dodging arrows from the arches
Cause I'm a Horseman
Flying circles around you like flying saucers
Flying circles around the royal
Air force's flying fortress
Maximize my wins, minimize my losses
'Til I'm exhausted then lounge like
The lyricists on Rawkus
I'm unsigned right now
It's like I'm an orphan
Looking for a home taking
All calls and offers
Notify the Prince and the Duke of Earl
I'm probably the illest English speaking
MC in the world
Ghetto fabulous, verbally hazardous
Ask any Baptist
Roman Catholic or satanic activist
Even them trippy hippies on college
Campuses know about Canibus
I've got rhymes like beads on an abacus
My styles totally out the bracket
Scientist in thick glasses and pocket
Protectors want to patent it
My talent is unmatched by any
Rapper in this rapping biz
By any rapper on this planet's grid
Show me where he is, I sign the ordinance
To bomb his coordinates with Agent
Orange and torture him
Burn the skin off of him
Throw a towel on him and stomp on him
Rip the towel off then pour salt on him
Continue my verbal assault on him til
It's 12 in the morning
And turn into the werewolf monster on him
Rip his heart out
Eat it while it's still pumping
The blood still running
It tastes like boiled dumplings
Starving artist
I turned down scholarships to Oxford College
Cause, I heard they didn't serve porridge
Smarter than any man in Scotland Yard is
Used to work for MI6 but quit
Cause I couldn't take orders
I was the original James
Bond before Sean Conn', roger Moore
Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan
The most awesome walking, talking, breathing
English speaking MC in the European region
Rip you to pieces like Communism leaflets
Beef with 'Bis is like playing
Chess without the pieces
Modern Christians without Jesus
Rastas without reefer
Jamaicans in Princeton without visas
Radios without speakers
Mother Nature without the four seasons
Without a jacket outside when it's freezing
I'mma tell you straight up, no lie
Canibus is the illest motherfucker alive
Ha ha ha ha ha
The evil spirit of rap, the evil rapper
Rip the Jacker