Colt Ford, Darryl Worley - Tool Timer lyrics
[Colt Ford, Darryl Worley - Tool Timer lyrics]
He works nine to five, five to nine
99 point 9 per cent of the time
A motorhead with a bed in
The back of his shop
He’s got his eyes on the clock
Until that Snap-On truck comes
He shops like a chick
He buys it all on credit
Maxed out yeah, but he don’t regret it
Cause he’s in high demand a mans man
A modern day wrench slinger with
A cellie in his hand
He’s a tool timer, sole provider
Sweatin' for a dollar in his old blue collar
He don’t use a book got it all in his head
If worse comes to worst man
He’ll jump on the web
Yeah he’s flexible takes IOU’s or trades
Work for work tell him what it is that you do
He’s got every tool in the whole wide world
All he needs is a girl
He’s got about ten different 9 16’s
Open end box and everything in between
Penlight in his pocket
McGyver meets Crockett
If it takes a tool to do it
Right I guarantee ya he’s got it
Has a tool box lined with
Gold with a centerfold
Foldout taped to the side so he’s good to go
He’s standard and metric, hydraulic electric
Daylight to dark shop doors
Open and he’s hectic
He’s a tool timer, sole provider
Sweatin' for a dollar in his old blue collar
He don’t use a book got it all in his head
If worse comes to worst man
He’ll jump on the web
Yeah he’s flexible takes IOU’s or trades
Work for work tell him what it is that you do
He’s got every tool in the whole wide world
All he needs is a girl
One of those white tank top
Tight jean jaw dropping missus
To knock him off his feet so
Sweet like mama’s country kisses
Someone pretty as a pearl
With bouncing blonde curls
Someone to rock his world and
Be a tool timer girl
He’s a tool timer, sole provider
Sweatin' for a dollar in his old blue collar
He don’t use a book got it all in his head
If worse comes to worst man
He’ll jump on the web
Yeah he’s flexible takes IOU’s or trades
Work for work tell him what it is that you do
He’s got every tool in the whole wide world
All he needs is a girl
One of those white tank top
Tight jean jaw dropping missus
To knock him off his feet so
Sweet like mama’s country kisses
99 point 9 per cent of the time
A motorhead with a bed in
The back of his shop
He’s got his eyes on the clock
Until that Snap-On truck comes
He shops like a chick
He buys it all on credit
Maxed out yeah, but he don’t regret it
Cause he’s in high demand a mans man
A modern day wrench slinger with
A cellie in his hand
He’s a tool timer, sole provider
Sweatin' for a dollar in his old blue collar
He don’t use a book got it all in his head
If worse comes to worst man
He’ll jump on the web
Yeah he’s flexible takes IOU’s or trades
Work for work tell him what it is that you do
He’s got every tool in the whole wide world
All he needs is a girl
He’s got about ten different 9 16’s
Open end box and everything in between
Penlight in his pocket
McGyver meets Crockett
If it takes a tool to do it
Right I guarantee ya he’s got it
Has a tool box lined with
Gold with a centerfold
Foldout taped to the side so he’s good to go
He’s standard and metric, hydraulic electric
Daylight to dark shop doors
Open and he’s hectic
He’s a tool timer, sole provider
Sweatin' for a dollar in his old blue collar
He don’t use a book got it all in his head
If worse comes to worst man
He’ll jump on the web
Yeah he’s flexible takes IOU’s or trades
Work for work tell him what it is that you do
He’s got every tool in the whole wide world
All he needs is a girl
One of those white tank top
Tight jean jaw dropping missus
To knock him off his feet so
Sweet like mama’s country kisses
Someone pretty as a pearl
With bouncing blonde curls
Someone to rock his world and
Be a tool timer girl
He’s a tool timer, sole provider
Sweatin' for a dollar in his old blue collar
He don’t use a book got it all in his head
If worse comes to worst man
He’ll jump on the web
Yeah he’s flexible takes IOU’s or trades
Work for work tell him what it is that you do
He’s got every tool in the whole wide world
All he needs is a girl
One of those white tank top
Tight jean jaw dropping missus
To knock him off his feet so
Sweet like mama’s country kisses