D12, Dina Rae - Pimp Like Me lyrics

G-SHIT

Whattup
I gotta tell you motherfuckers the truth
This is straight G shit
And all you can do is respect it

Well I'mma state my name, Swift McVay
None of y'all niggas got shit to say
Rhymes keep coming off like a toupee
Plus I'm big headed running things my way
A selfish man, the back of the hand
Be slapping the hell out of hoes because
I can prostitute, I want my loot
And I don't give a fuck
About your broke-ass man and
Y'all giving niggas what they needing
'til bitches understand I'm mean and
Swift McVay is, blowing up
Courvosier 'til I'm throwing up
Wanna playa hate me, bitch so what?


What's yo' function? Where's yo' bucks?
All you wanna do is wanna stick him up
You wanna rob me but I got too much (hah)
D12, naturally lifted
You niggas better duck when
I cock the biscuit
You fuck wit me, I fuck wit you
Your entourage, nigga fuck them too
I got grenades
What the hell your little twenty-two gon' do?
(Y'all ain't gon' shoot) y'all major soft
Cops getting mad cause I paid 'em off
Made 'em cough blood and shit
That's what the hell you motherfuckers get
We runs this bitch?
So hey you ain't gotta be scared to fuck
If you want head, then prepare to suck
(do it) even if the nigga don't care to nut
For every stroke, it's a hundred bucks
Respect the game, you just a slut
So open your legs up and get my duck
You just a (ho) you just my (ho)
Dirty-ass (ho) i'm yo' pimp, you my bitch

Go get my (dough) go bring me my (dough)
Dirty-ass (ho) i'm yo' pimp, you my bitch

I don't spit game, no longer than my name
The way my chain hang, my nuts do the same
Don't pay pussy, pussy pay me
Bitch, slut, whore or lady (yup)
And knowing the fact, I was born to mack
That's why I got a ho in the back
Blowing my sac
Got good game, that's a hood thang
What'd you brang, loot or poo tang?
Let 'em all bang, run that cheese
Tell that trick nigga (come back please)
Rob a L7, that's a square
You my bottom ho, you got to know
Off you I plan to make a lot of dough
So suck fast bitch, and swallow slow
​​swish-slap-swish​​ (AH) Bitch quit talking back
​​swish-slap-swish​​ (AH) Now walk the track

I don't pay for ass, you pump my gas
You get slapped when we're short of cash
I get whiplash when I hit the gas
And I holla out the window of the hatch
Where's my scratch? Bitch, that's, it
Suck it stroke it make me rich
As a token of my appreciation it's
Another client for you to hit
I don't give a fuck if you
Gotta go home to the kids
You shoulda picked another occupation, trick
Now you're stuck with me, fuck with me
And I'mma slap you up in this truck
You must be out your mind or something
Crying and whining like you
Tired or something go suck some head until
It aches for buffering
You don't work? You make nothing
I'm just another case of a lazy husband

I want the paper stack
Buy you an outfit, then take it back
When you page me, bitch
I never page you back
You only act a certain way
That I make you act (whattup)
Hoes recognize, and niggas do too
Cause they realize that niggas do shoot
Don't like a chick that act too cute
Bitch hold my gat down when I shoot hoop
(oh yeah)
And don't be asking me, all kind of questions
All harassing me, calling stressing
Or I may have to release some aggression
Beat you to death and teach you a lesson
Looking for handouts like you my damn spouse
Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now
Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house
Off with the damn blouse and
Suck on my damn crotch

You just a (ho) you just my (ho)
Dirty-ass (ho) i'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
Go get my (dough) go bring me my (dough)
Dirty-ass (ho) i'm yo' pimp, you my bitch

Sell that pussy sell that pussy, bitch
Get out there and switch and
Go make Bizarre rich
You gotta itch, you fucking dirty bitch
Now get on the corner
And start sucking some dicks
Niggas want pussy, and I need cash so mom
Get out there and start selling yo' dirty ass
Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em
Fuck it I'll let you hear one of my victims:
("Somebody help! I'm on 7 Mile and")
Shut up bitch, you talk too much!
Now you about to get fucked
In your dirty butt!
You never seen a pimp like me
Out here whoring
Shut your fucking mouth and you'll
Be out by the morning
Cause I'm the dirtiest pimp
You ever heard of give me my five-thousand
And take this cheeseburger (bitch)
Go suck dick at a bachelor party
So what if you on your
Period? blood never hurt nobody

You just a (ho) you just my (ho)
Dirty-ass (ho) i'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
Go get my (dough) go bring me my (dough)
Dirty-ass (ho) i'm yo' pimp, you my bitch

You just a (ho) you just a (ho)
That's all you is (ho, ho, ho)
You just a, dirty ass bitch
A dirty ass, nasty ass
Stinky ass, filthy ass, stanky ass bitch
(Oooh, ooh-OOOH) Ha ha hahaha (lahhh-aHHH)
But I love you (hahaha) kim (mmm)

And there you have it god damnit
The fundamentals of pimping
You heard it here first
From the Dirtiest Dozen
You ever seen in yo' god damn life
Yo this is Rondell Beene on the scene
And we keep the pussyholes smiling
Because we always wilding
YouknowhatI'msayin? Fuck all what everybody
Else talking about
We let you know right here
Big pimping, it ain't dead
We love getting head, in a dirty-ass bed
That's just what we do
You know we was throwing heroin
Pimp parties back in 1968
The pussy is all great
I'll see you at eight, bitch