D12 - Shit On You (A Cappella) lyrics

I'll shit on you, ha da da, da da
Da da, I'll shit on you da da, da da
Da da, I'll shit on you da da, da da
Da da, I'll shit on you da da, da da
Da da, I'll shit on you (Haha)
I will shit on you i'll shit on you
Girl you know, it's true i'll shit on you
Bitch or man, or dude i'll shit on you
I will shit on you (Swifty McVay)

I remain fatter than gluttony
Tapin' bombs on the back of record companies
(Uh, huh)
Blow 'em up if they ain't wantin' me
The National Guards
They scared of huntin' me
I love beef I got you hoes ducking me
A drug thief, bitch, I'll take your marijuana
These slugs'll keep your ass
Away from my corner
I drown niggas in hundred-degree saunas


You can act a fool if ya wanna (Bitch)
It's this lyrical piranha
Strapped with a grenade
In the pool with ya mama
Attack her by the legs (Uh, huh)
Then I pull her to the bottom
(yeah) Swift's nuttin' up like a condom
Slappin' if you fuckers got a problem
When I see 'em (Uh, huh) you hoes ending up
In a fuckin' mausolеum
Or hidden in the trunk of a black and gold BM
(Bitch)
Pull in the garagе while you screamin'
(Uh, huh)
Keep the motor on then I'm leavin'
I'll shit on you

I will shit on you I don't care who you are
I'll shit on you
I don't give a fuck about you or your car
I'll shit on you fuck your house
Fuck your jewel'ry and fuck your watch
I'll shit on you
Fuck your wife, fuck your kids
Fuck your family i'll s

I'm a alcoholic, where's the fucking toilet?
Pass the hot dog
(Bizarre aren't you Islamic?)
Bitch, shut your fucking mouth
I'ma keep eatin' 'til Richard Simmons
Comes to my house with a
Chainsaw to cut me out ()
I'll fuck your wife I had sex since I met her
Too busy fuckin' a
Twelve-year-old baby sitter (Hehehe)
And all women ain't shit
Only good for cookin', cleanin'
And suckin' dick, and that's it
(I said it)
I'm responsible for killin' John Candy
Got Jon Benet Ramsey in my '98 Camry
(She's lost) i don't give a fuck who you are
I'll shit on anybody truly yours
The idiotic Bizarre

My adolescent years weren't shit to
What I do now i never grew up
I was born grown and grew down
The older I get, the dumber the shit I get in
The more ignorant, the incident is I fit in
Ignoring the shit how boring it gets
When there's no one to hit
I don't know when to quit throwin' a fit
(Nope)
I know I'm a bit flaky, but they make me
It's they who egged me and
Say they can take me
It's they who legs I break and make achy
'Cause they who mistake me make me so angry
(I'll shit on you) I'll spit on you
Start pissin' and do the opposite on you
You weren't listenin'
I said I'll cop a squat on you
Start spilling my guts like
Chicken cordon bleu and
Straight shit like Notorious BIG
Did to that bitch
On his skit on his last album
Pull my pants down and

I will shit on you I don't care who you are
I'll shit on you
I don't give a fuck about you or your car
I'll shit on you fuck your house
Fuck your jewel'ry and fuck your watch
I'll shit on you
Fuck your wife, fuck your kids
Fuck your family i'll shit on you

Is Richard Pryor still alive?
If not I'm sicker than he
Was prior to him dyin' (What?)
Born brainless, this steel ain't stainless
Your bloodstains are all over
This steel god dang-it bitch, bring it
These niggas that I hang with'll
Hang you up naked by your ankles danglin'
(Come on, let me down)
My need I stay strangling
I don't need your help
If you won't give me the pussy
I don't loosen my belt (I'll shit on you)
I'm what your daddy's not
Your mom's kinda cock
Your sister's teen crush
Your aunt's supply of rocks
Buck fifty cross your neck
Floss your TEC I'll beat you
Wit' it across your chest

Yo, it's only right I jack
Your car keys and run
Spent all of my advancements on weed and guns
For fun, when I'm drunk
I'll run a truck through the weed house
Jump out and beat ya peeps
Down worse than Steve Stoute
Put you in chokeholds I learned last week
From the Police man who caught me
Stealing weed from his jeep
(Hey, hey hey) I see hoes biting
Y'all don't wanna brawl
That's like Deebo fighting Peabo Bryson
(I'll shit on you)
Fuck what you hollerin' and yellin' about
I'll reach in your mouth and
Pull your fuckin' skeleton out
Niggas get hit wit' a two piece (Bling bling)
Wit' a poisonous sting
I'm such a violent thing

I will shit on you I don't care who you are
I'll shit on you
I don't give a fuck about you or your car
I'll shit on you fuck your house
Fuck your jewel'ry and fuck your watch
I'll shit on you
Fuck your wife, fuck your kids
Fuck your family i'll shit on you

Once I get on two
Hit's of ex' my disk slips and disconnects
'Til I walk around this bitch
With a twisted neck but still shit on the
First bitch who disrespects
(C'mon, I'll shit on you) Over
Reaction is my only reaction
Which only sets off a chain reaction
It puts five more zany
Actin' maniacs in action
A Rat Pack in black jackets who pack ten
Nine millimeters
Five criminals pulling heaters
And spilling liters of blood
Like swimming pools
Shiesty individuals shoot at bitches too
A lot of people say
Misogynistic which is true
I don't deny it, matter of fact I stand by it
So please stand by as I start up a damn riot
If you don't wanna get
Stampeded then stand quiet (Get back)
Boy, girl, dog, woman, man, child
I'll shit on you

I will shit on you I don't care who you are
I'll shit on you
I don't give a fuck about you or your car
I'll shit on you fuck your house
Fuck your jewel'ry and fuck your watch
I'll shit on you
I will fuck your wife if you fuck with me
(Psst) i'll shit on you

You heard me (Haha) bitch, I'll shit on you
D12 will shit on you
Your life, your wife, your kids, your car
I'll shit on you
Your house, your spouse, your rings
Your things i'll shit on you
I'll shit on you i'll shit on you