Darrell Scott - Spelling Bee Romance lyrics
[Darrell Scott - Spelling Bee Romance lyrics]
Well, I just talked to Rudy on
The P-H-O-N-E, said "it's Saturday night
Let's get in T-R-O-U-B-L-E"
I said "OK I'll meet you
At the country B-A-R"
I said "B-Y-E and aren't we C-L-E-V-E-R"
(That spells clever, not cleaver)
Well we got out on the
Dance floor with the G-IR-L-S
And we were having F-U-N
We were spinning with the best, then the
B-A-N-D stopped, and I asked her
"What's your name?" | She smiled at
Me and spelled it, "it's J-A-N-E, jane"
(Me Tarzan)
She said, "I watch WWF and I love CMT
I go to AA meetings and
I've learned to like M-E
Your eyes are K-IN-D and I
Love the way you dance" the night I met my
Country western, honky-tonking
Spelling bee romance
Well I winked at my buddy
Said "I got me O-N-E" he drank his beer and
Understood and S-P-L-I T
Well I took Jane out to breakfast
Ham and eggs at 3 AM
On her second cup of coffee
She told me about him (B-O-B-B-Y, Bobby)
Well, she wasn't in love with Bobby
H-U-S-B-A-N-D
And they were having troubles, D-IV-O-R-C-E
Now you may think I'm B-A-D
But I held her in her grief
I took her home and loved her
How do you spell relief? (L-O-V-E, love)
She said, "I watch WWF and I love CMT
I go to AA meetings and
I've learned to like M-E
Hey, her eyes are K-IN-D and I
Love the way she dances the night I met my
Country western, honky-tonking
Spelling bee romance the night I met my
Country western, honky-tonking
Spelling bee romance
I L-O-V-E you, Jane
The P-H-O-N-E, said "it's Saturday night
Let's get in T-R-O-U-B-L-E"
I said "OK I'll meet you
At the country B-A-R"
I said "B-Y-E and aren't we C-L-E-V-E-R"
(That spells clever, not cleaver)
Well we got out on the
Dance floor with the G-IR-L-S
And we were having F-U-N
We were spinning with the best, then the
B-A-N-D stopped, and I asked her
"What's your name?" | She smiled at
Me and spelled it, "it's J-A-N-E, jane"
(Me Tarzan)
She said, "I watch WWF and I love CMT
I go to AA meetings and
I've learned to like M-E
Your eyes are K-IN-D and I
Love the way you dance" the night I met my
Country western, honky-tonking
Spelling bee romance
Well I winked at my buddy
Said "I got me O-N-E" he drank his beer and
Understood and S-P-L-I T
Well I took Jane out to breakfast
Ham and eggs at 3 AM
On her second cup of coffee
She told me about him (B-O-B-B-Y, Bobby)
Well, she wasn't in love with Bobby
H-U-S-B-A-N-D
And they were having troubles, D-IV-O-R-C-E
Now you may think I'm B-A-D
But I held her in her grief
I took her home and loved her
How do you spell relief? (L-O-V-E, love)
She said, "I watch WWF and I love CMT
I go to AA meetings and
I've learned to like M-E
Hey, her eyes are K-IN-D and I
Love the way she dances the night I met my
Country western, honky-tonking
Spelling bee romance the night I met my
Country western, honky-tonking
Spelling bee romance
I L-O-V-E you, Jane