David Phelps - Catching Santa lyrics

[David Phelps - Catching Santa lyrics]

This year, I'm really staying up all night
This year, I'm finally gonna do it right
This year
I've got a flawless plan that just can't fail
Dear God, I hope it doesn't fail
This year, will now become a legendary tale
I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight

This year
I hid a camera in the Christmas tree
This year
He'll finally pay for his trespassery
This year
Motion alarms equipped with laser beams
By now, I bet you sense a theme this year
I'm drinking my third cup
Of straight caffeine
I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight
This year (This year) I bought a stun gun
Thought you'd never ask this year
(This year) night vision goggles and


A black ski mask this year
I set a tripwire net in case he runs
It'd be so funny if he runs
This year (This year) so what?
I cleaned out our vacation fund
I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight

Then the house grew quiet
He stoked the fire and sat down by it
Warm and cozy underneath his blanket

This year, I fell asleep at 1: 00 am
This year
I blame the turkey and the tryptophan
This year (This year) I'm finally starting
To rethink my life
Dear god, I've got to get a life this year
(This year) maybe I'll join my
Children and my wife
They're at her mother's house tonight
This year (This year) oh wait
If Santa hasn't made it back
Break in his workshop set a trap this year
(This year) that slippery Saint
Nick won't expect that
I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight

I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight
I'm coming to get you, Santa! Santa!
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

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