Dead Kennedys - Kinky Sex Makes the World Go 'Round lyrics
[Dead Kennedys - Kinky Sex Makes the World Go 'Round lyrics]
"Prime Minister's office prime
Minister speaking"
Greetings
This is the Secretary of War at the
State Department of the United States
We have a problem
The companies want something done about
This sluggish world economic situation
Profit's have been running more than a
Little thin lately and we
We need to stimulate some growth
Now we know that there's
An alarmingly high number
Of young people roaming around
In your country
With nothing to do but stir up trouble
For the police and damage private property
It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job
It's about time we did something
Constructive with these people
We've got thousands of 'em here too
They're crawling all over
The companies think it's time
We all sit down
Have a serious get-together -
And start another war
The president? He loves the idea!
All those missiles streaming overhead
To and fro napalm
People running down the road, skin on fire
The Soviets seem up for it
The Kremlin's been itching for the
Real thing for years
Want a little going away
Present for Mr brezhnev
Hell, Afghanistan's no fun so whadya say?
We don't even have to win this war
We just want to cut down on
Some of this excess population
Now look just start up a draft draft as
Many of those people as you can
We'll call up every last youngster we
Can get our hands on
And give 'em an hour or two to learn how to
Use an automatic rifle and send
'em on their way
El Salvador? How 'bout Northern Ireland?
Or a 'moderately repressive regime'
In South America? We'll just cook up a good
Soviet threat story in
The Middle East - we need that oil
We had Libya all ready to go and Colonel
Gaddafi's hit squad didn't even show up
I tell ya, that man is unreliable
The Russians had their fingers on the button
Just like we did for that one
Now just think for a minute
We can make this war so big so big!
The more people we kill in this war
The more the economy will prosper
We can get rid of
Practically everybody on your
Dole queues if we plan this right
Take every loafer on welfare right
Off our computer rolls
Now don't worry about those demonstrators
Just pump up your drug supply
So many people have hooked
Themselves on heroin
And amphetamines since we took over
It's just like Vietnam
We had everybody so busy with LSD
They never got too strong
Kept the war functioning just fine it's easy
We've got our college kids so
Interested in beer they don't
Even care if we start
Manufacturing germ bombs again
Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard
They wouldn't even know what it looked like
So how 'bout it? I mean, look - war is money
The arms manufacturers tell me unless we
Get our bomb factories up
To full production the whole economy
Is going to collapse
The Soviets are in the same boat
We all agree the time has
Come for the big one, so whadya say?
"Marvelous!"
That's excellent we knew you'd agree
The companies will be very please, d
Minister speaking"
Greetings
This is the Secretary of War at the
State Department of the United States
We have a problem
The companies want something done about
This sluggish world economic situation
Profit's have been running more than a
Little thin lately and we
We need to stimulate some growth
Now we know that there's
An alarmingly high number
Of young people roaming around
In your country
With nothing to do but stir up trouble
For the police and damage private property
It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job
It's about time we did something
Constructive with these people
We've got thousands of 'em here too
They're crawling all over
The companies think it's time
We all sit down
Have a serious get-together -
And start another war
The president? He loves the idea!
All those missiles streaming overhead
To and fro napalm
People running down the road, skin on fire
The Soviets seem up for it
The Kremlin's been itching for the
Real thing for years
Want a little going away
Present for Mr brezhnev
Hell, Afghanistan's no fun so whadya say?
We don't even have to win this war
We just want to cut down on
Some of this excess population
Now look just start up a draft draft as
Many of those people as you can
We'll call up every last youngster we
Can get our hands on
And give 'em an hour or two to learn how to
Use an automatic rifle and send
'em on their way
El Salvador? How 'bout Northern Ireland?
Or a 'moderately repressive regime'
In South America? We'll just cook up a good
Soviet threat story in
The Middle East - we need that oil
We had Libya all ready to go and Colonel
Gaddafi's hit squad didn't even show up
I tell ya, that man is unreliable
The Russians had their fingers on the button
Just like we did for that one
Now just think for a minute
We can make this war so big so big!
The more people we kill in this war
The more the economy will prosper
We can get rid of
Practically everybody on your
Dole queues if we plan this right
Take every loafer on welfare right
Off our computer rolls
Now don't worry about those demonstrators
Just pump up your drug supply
So many people have hooked
Themselves on heroin
And amphetamines since we took over
It's just like Vietnam
We had everybody so busy with LSD
They never got too strong
Kept the war functioning just fine it's easy
We've got our college kids so
Interested in beer they don't
Even care if we start
Manufacturing germ bombs again
Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard
They wouldn't even know what it looked like
So how 'bout it? I mean, look - war is money
The arms manufacturers tell me unless we
Get our bomb factories up
To full production the whole economy
Is going to collapse
The Soviets are in the same boat
We all agree the time has
Come for the big one, so whadya say?
"Marvelous!"
That's excellent we knew you'd agree
The companies will be very please, d