Dead Kennedys - One-Way Ticket to Pluto lyrics
[Dead Kennedys - One-Way Ticket to Pluto lyrics]
Countdown! Get ready for the blast off!
And don't forget the hype!
We're going into space
Distinguished scientists, a pesky senator
And monkey turds leaking from the lab
All brought to us play-by-play
By Howard Cosell
You're going where no man has gone before
Don't ask us where that is, we have no idea
You're chosen for this great mission because
We owe you some favors
And besides, you're bright
A little too bright
Step one senator, your vomit
It's time to analyze it for
The folks back home
Open the hatch, launch the war satellite
That the commies aren't supposed
To know about
Our real challenge is to keep it a
Secret from the press back home
You're going where no man has gone before
Don't ask us where that is, we have no idea
You're chosen for this great mission because
You're healthy and strong and make
A lot of fuss especially around us
We like you better when you're far away
Have you noticed you're going
The wrong direction?
We have, but that's your problem
We planned it that way
We had to dispose of all of you
So we can spoil the final frontier
How dare you question our Star Wars plans
For the farce that they are?
You're going where no man has gone before
For rocking the boat in our temple of doom
You're on a one-way ticket to Pluto
We wash our hands of you and your lost ark
So don't forget to write
No no no no no no no no no
And don't forget the hype!
We're going into space
Distinguished scientists, a pesky senator
And monkey turds leaking from the lab
All brought to us play-by-play
By Howard Cosell
You're going where no man has gone before
Don't ask us where that is, we have no idea
You're chosen for this great mission because
We owe you some favors
And besides, you're bright
A little too bright
Step one senator, your vomit
It's time to analyze it for
The folks back home
Open the hatch, launch the war satellite
That the commies aren't supposed
To know about
Our real challenge is to keep it a
Secret from the press back home
You're going where no man has gone before
Don't ask us where that is, we have no idea
You're chosen for this great mission because
You're healthy and strong and make
A lot of fuss especially around us
We like you better when you're far away
Have you noticed you're going
The wrong direction?
We have, but that's your problem
We planned it that way
We had to dispose of all of you
So we can spoil the final frontier
How dare you question our Star Wars plans
For the farce that they are?
You're going where no man has gone before
For rocking the boat in our temple of doom
You're on a one-way ticket to Pluto
We wash our hands of you and your lost ark
So don't forget to write
No no no no no no no no no