Drive-By Truckers - The Wig He Made Her Wear lyrics

It was as open and shut
As anything I have seen
He was a pillar of town
His reputation was clean
It was right before Easter in
The first week of spring

He didn't show up for
Service that Wednesday night
The congregation knew something weren't right
Blood on the bed when they opened the door
The preacher was dead on the bedroom floor

And everyone knew there had to
Be some outside thing that made this happen
Because they seemed like the perfect family
He'd been shot in the back a
Day before he was found
His wife and three kids were nowhere around
An Amber Alert was issued in town



Everyone was shocked at the
Scene of the crime
She'd taken the kids across two state lines
Found her in Orange Beach with
The kids in the car
Sent back to Selmer to await
Her trial for first-degree murder

Was she crazy or just plain old mean
To have gone and done it?
She said she heard the bang and
Was afraid he'd be mad and made a run for it

Said, they were having a fight and
The gun was a bluff
She didn't pull the trigger it just went off
Said that he berated her about everything
Made her do things that made
Her feel so ashamed

Nobody at church would ever suspect
Made her dress up slutty before they had sex
In the courtroom that day there
Was an audible gasp
What they put up on display
The locals couldn't quite grasp

There was an audible gasp in
The courtroom that day
When the defense pulled out and displayed

Them high heeled shoes and that
Wig he made her wear
Reduced her charge to voluntary manslaughter
And I ain't judging either way but
She's already out of jail
And it was them high heeled shoes and
That wig he made her wear