E-40 - Toasted lyrics

Last night I triedbut I couldn't drive
'Cause, I was toasted (Toasted)
I'm toasted (Toasted)
Last night I triedbut I couldn't drive
'Cause, I was toasted (Toasted)
I'm toasted (Toasted)

UH! I'm in this thang (In this thang)
Been twisted and curled, about the Earl
They call me E for everything
Even the most interesting man in the world
I live in the Bay with
The crabs in the barrel (Barrel)
The sea lions and sharks (Sharks)
Where it's colder than an ice pack
Colder than a hooker's heart
Girl Scout cookies and Cherry Pie
We spark tree clear liquor and dark (Dark)
I'm married to the Bay
'til death do us apart (Part)
I'm timeless and I'm ageless, get over it
(Get over it) i have the beats that slap
I could have my name written all over it
Right now, I'm whooped, hammered and toasted
Outta my character, outta my mind (Mind)
Hooked on this broccoli and
This burgundy Rossi wine (Wine)
Cooked, hella burnt, throwed in the head
Fried (Fried)
Look, hella turnt, turnin' donuts in my ride
(Ride) leavin' skid marks with my tires
Makin' bowties (Ties)
Infinity signs, Figure 8's
Runnin' through stop signs (Signs)
I'm never on time, I'm always late
24-hour grind (Grind) i'm a different kind
Won't hesitate to bust you with my 9 bIATCH!

Last night I triedbut I couldn't drive
'Cause, I was toasted (Toasted)
I'm toasted (Toasted)
Last night I triedbut I couldn't drive
'Cause, I was toasted (Toasted)
I'm toasted (Toasted)

Don't drink and drive
(Drive) , crashin' whips (Whips)
DUI, get your ass kicked (Ass kicked)
You think you hot, drivin' fast as shit?
It was suicide when you smashed it (BIATCH)
I got a bad bitch, we hella drunk (Tell 'em)
She cute as fuck with a big ol' dunk
(Big ol' dunk)
I told her that's what I want (What I want)
So we left the party on one (On one)
We in the parking lot
(Lot) , havin' sex (Sex)
Me and this sexy bitch (Sexy bitch)
Fuckin' in the car, we both extra lit
(Extra lit)
In the backseat, look like we wrestlin'
(Wrestlin') i'm too drunk to drive
(Drive) , might crash the car (Car)
So I'ma keep fuckin' this nasty broad
(Nasty broad)
It ain't over 'til I'm sober (Sober)
Had to start the bitch up, then I drove her
(Drove her)

Last night I triedbut I couldn't drive
'Cause, I was toasted (Toasted)
I'm toasted (Toasted)
Last night I triedbut I couldn't drive
'Cause, I was toasted (Toasted)
(Fuck wit' us or don't fuck wit' us at all
Mayne) i'm toasted (Toasted)
(You fuckin' around, look)

Now, I glow like neon
But, I don't drive a Neon
(Don't drive a Neon)
I'm cold like Freon, but I'm far from a peon
(Far from a peon) them Bay boys
(What about 'em?) They some
Patients (Some patients)
Experts in psychological manipulation
Uh, he square as a piece of tile (Tile)
I'm gamed up, do your homework
Check my G file (Check my G file)
He an algae, he a fungus, he a mold
(He a mold)
I'm a boss, put the president on hold
(On hold) niggas don't want you around
'em like poison ivy (Ivy)
You play too much, take life too lightly
(Lightly)
I stay tough, rebound if I must (Must)
Mini AK bust, finger on the clutch
In the clutch (BLAOW)
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Threw some T-shirts with airbrush
Flowers and caskets, that's enough
It's sick out here, times is tough
(Times is tough)
Don't bother while I'm loaded
Get my money posted (Posted)
Blowin' my buzz when I'm drinkin'
Gettin' toasted bIATCH! (Gettin' toasted)

Last night I triedbut I couldn't drive
'Cause, I was toasted (Toasted)
I'm toasted (Toasted)
Last night I triedbut I couldn't drive
'Cause, I was toasted (Toasted)
I'm toasted (Toasted)