Fiddler's Green - The Freak Of Enniskillen lyrics

I was born at noon time
With bottle in my hand
The midwife screamed and dropped me
'Cause she couldn't understand
Why a newborn would be wearing ragged
Clothes right from the start
And instead of lettin' out a cry
Let rip a stinkin' fart
I headed for the front desk
On the way I kissed the nurse
Stumbled out the door and hijacked what
Appeared to be a hearse
I kicked it into gear and put
The pedal to the floor
At the pub I hit the brakes
The casket slid out of the door

Go, go, go, rolling down the hill
Go, go, go, come and get your fill

The kindergarten playground was a
Bore when I arrived
But the kiddies started laughin' when I
Taught them out to drive
The teacher came a runnin'
Shook her walking stick at me
I crashed the gate, we all made off
I set the kiddies free

Go, go, go, running down the hill
Go, go, go, come and get your fill

Not a winner, I'm a sinner
I let everybody down
And they spit into my face
I'm a king without a crown
Call me loser, call me boozer
Call me anything you want
Find me creepin', find me sleepin'
In the bars I used to haunt

The Freak of Enniskillen was a
Liar and a cheat
Always drinkin', up to trouble
Wreakin' havoc in the street
But he never bowed his head
He never held his cap in hand
What it was that made him laugh so hard
We'll never understand

Go, go, go, rolling down the hill
Go, go, go, come and get your fill
Go, go, go, rolling down the hill

Not a winner, I'm a sinner
I let everybody down
And they spit into my face
I'm a king without a crown
Call me loser, call me boozer
Call me anything you want
Find me creepin', find me sleepin'
In the bars I used to haunt

He's no winner, he's a sinner
He lets everybody down
When they spit into his face
He's a king without a crown
Call him loser, call him boozer
Call him anything you want
Find him creepin', find me sleepin'
In the bars he used to haunt

Not a winner, I'm a sinner
I let everybody down
And they spit into my face
I'm a king without a crown
Call me loser, call me boozer
Call me anything you want
Find me creepin', find me sleepin'
In the bars I used to haunt

He's no winner, he's a sinner
He lets everybody down
When they spit into his face
He's a king without a crown
Call him loser, call him boozer
Call him anything you want
Find him creepin', find me sleepin'
In the bars he used to haunt