Firkin - Seven drunken nights dalszöveg (lyrics)

As I went down on a Monday night
As drunk as drunk could be
I saw a horse outside the door
Where my old horse should be
And I called my wife and I said to
Her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that horse outside the door
Where my old horse should be?

Refr ah, you're drunk
You're drunk you silly old fool
Still you cannot see
That's a lovely sow that my mother sent to me
Well, there’s many a days I've travelled
A hundred miles or more
But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before

As I went home on Tuesday night
As drunk as drunk could be
I saw a coat behind the door
Where my old coat should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to
Her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that coat behind the door
Where my old coat should be?

As I went home on Wednesday night
As drunk as drunk could be
I saw a pipe upon the chair
Where my old pipe should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to
Her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that pipe up on the chair
Where my old pipe should be

And as I went home on Thursday night
As drunk as drunk could be
I saw two boots beneath the bed
Where my old boots should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to
Her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them boots beneath the bed
Where my old boots should be

As I went home on Friday night
As drunk as drunk could be
I saw a head upon the bed
Where my old head should be
And I called me wife and I said to
Her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that head upon the bed
Where my old head should be

As I went home on Saturday night
As drunk as drunk could be
I saw two hands upon her breasts
Where my old hands should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to
Her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them hands upon your breasts
Where my old hands should be

As I went home on a Sunday night
As drunk as drunk could be
I saw a thing inside her thing
Where my old thing should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to
Her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that thing inside your thing
Where my old thing should be