Freezepop - Do You Like My Wang™? lyrics

You whisper in my ear, "It's time to go"
I grabbed you by the hand
And wouldn't let it go
You wanna see it, and know the truth
But you hesitate a moment so
Your advances don't seem uncouth
Your breath is hot, caresses slow
My heart begins to race, I cannot let it show
You've heard about it, the rumor's true
It's 2 by 2 by 3 feet and it's
On the desk in front of you

Your train of thought derailed
Nothing to say you can't believe I've kept
This secret locked away
You wanna touch it, and turn it on
So I quote you sexy lyrics from
A classic '80s Journey song
Burning desire, feeding the fire
I've sunk to new lows lyrically
And things are dire
But you don't care, and make your move
I can see you're blushing madly and
Your swooning means that you approve

Your touch is soft, you aim to please
You trace your fingers over worn QWERTY keys
With tenderness, I touch your face
You look distracted while I hunger
For your warm embrace
You've waited long enough, I can't say no
Who am I to stop the information flow?
The data flickers across the amber screen
My very own electric 8-bit
Plastic love machine

Do you like my Wang?
You know you want to use it
Do you like my Wang?
Please be gentle, don't abuse it
Do you like my Wang?
I took it out for you to see
Do you like my Wang?
8-bit plastic love machine