GBH - Horror Story lyrics

Now I'm in love with the
Texas Chain Saw Massacre
I'm in love with the wolfman
And his pal Dracula
There's horror all about me
Horror everywhere
I love it when those vampire bats
Get tangled in my hair

Your not safe
You won't escape my horror story
Feel a chill then it's you I
Kill in my horror story
Shivers down your spine
Shivers down your spine
Shivers down your spine all of the time
Shivers down your spine
Shivers down your spine
Turns your blood to wine
Now I live in a big house
The one on haunted hill
And I knew Dr Jekyll, before he got ill
I went to school with Mummy
And the Hunchback of Notre Dame
Frankenstein was often seen there
Unlike the invivisible man

At the local gig on Friday
The zombies all would dance
And eat the eyes of the dj
Who put them in a trance
The man in the iron mask
Was shooting pool up top
Said "Don't get up to Duran Duran
Get down to the Bellend Bop"