GDP - Little Boxes lyrics

There was a lawyer named Joe
Employed to find loopholes
For brands like Nabisco to legalize fructose
Before he'd go to sleep at
Night he'd count his money
Made some good investments in his 20's
(in the 80's) he had a condo in Manhattan
A beachfront in Nantucket
A high-rise in Miami
And a wife with bun in the oven
Plus a side piece, a certified dime piece
He got a stomach virus
And they buried him five deep
Aunt Doreen was nailed to the TV
Her lifestyle contradicts her
Religious beliefs
She would talk about the of menopause
Healthy as an ox with many mental scars
One day on her way home from
Her high heel slipped off the gas
Flipped her head slammed half
Through the windshield
They buried her with four
Other strangers in Pittsfield

A lawyer
And a copper and a doctor in the same casket
A junkie
And a baby and a hussie in the same casket
A rapper, and an athlete and a pastor
In the same casket
A crossdresser and an executive professor
In the same casket

Sleepy sky
Got tattoos of tiny dots on the wrong
Side of the tracks he's on
His girl noticed when some money went missing
Most his friends did this shit with him
Caught in Virginia, with syringes