GDP - Pillow Germs (Hidden Track) lyrics

Am I the first in these sheets
Since you last washed em?
Or swappin' pillow germs with the last
Few guys you got with? (hot bitch)
5'3, messy haircut, lies about
Where she's from, will fuck anyone once
Prescribed drugs, but is secretive about it
Better that than be obnoxious
And come outward
As if her emotional problems were
A badge of honor
Her mom is bonkers, she never met her father
I feel like I just stuck my dick in a urinal
Ain't made me strap up
But you had a box of durex though
Cause, I don't go bare back
When a young girl is such
A pushover like that
And surely don't ask much
Long as you got a bump
Fire a glass, nippy in the bag like lunch
The one alone in most social situations
And even though she's the life of the party
Makin' out with girlfriends
Strippin' naked if people egg her on
I got a fridge to sell her
All she really wants is her head
Sprung and her pootie licked
Guys rumour how she a snootie little bitch
But that's just a front up
And a poor one at that
They don't see the underlying irony
In how she acts

Or what she says "you can fuck my friends
We can go our separate ways
And never speak again"
I got respect issues, and she got head issues
Don't let them puppy dog eyes
And pillow tit's trick you

So says the bullshitter who got bullshitted
It seems i lost track of my instincts
But soft skin had me fient out
Enough to give this thing
Benefit of the doubt
When she said her mom overdosed
And then grandma passed away
From the grief of circumstance
She wants to come and stay with me
She'll be in philly for the funeral reception
And has an extra seat aboard her headtrip
She don't know how to handle her thoughts
Hopped a train to visit me in new york
Angry at the world, she's such a victim
Family at their wit's end
Mom's schizophrenic
And the fruit fell so close to the tree
It might still be on the branch
I was trying to get some ass
Not catch feelings for psychopath
And get attatched
So when she left and called me to confess
I wasn't mad maybe a little at myself
Told her what she need to
Do was seek profesional help
She was more concerned with making me jealous
Went and got knocked up
And luckily it's someone elses
Who must've found rest in her warm bed
And never thought twice to
Question her intent

Or what she says "you can fuck my friends
We can go our separate ways
And never speak again"
I got respect issues, and she got head issues
Don't let them puppy dog eyes
And pillow tit's trick you