Grace Petrie - The Last Man On Earth lyrics

Another Friday night when your Plan
A has fallen through
A Tinder date that sounded great was
Too good to be true, i guess
Besides love of adventure, sense of humour
Zest for life he just forgot to mention the
New baby or the wife yeah, what a dick

But there's no need to be lonesome when
You've got the next best thing
So you block him on your socials
And you give me a ring
And say you're in need of some sympathy
Some sushi and Netflix
You know I'm always free for dinner when
They bail on you at six

And I will be the best I can
I will be the best I can
I will be the best I can
But, you won't choose me over
The last man on earth

And how am I back here again
I've learned so many times
That I've run out of melodies and
I've run out of rhymes
And I know this way lies insanity
I've seen it all before
But, I know next time you need me
I'll be right there at your door

And I will be the best I can (The best I can)
I will be the best I can (The best I can)
I will be the best I can
But, you won't choose me over
The last man on earth

And after all the chasing when
You're tiring of this life
And you pick the least worst option
And consent to be his wife
I'll plan the hen do in Chicago
I will be there at the altar
And you can be my Santiago though
I can't be your Peralta

But, I can be the best I can (The best I can)
I can be the best I can (The best I can)
I can be the best I can
And you still won't choose me over
The last man on earth

Sometimes at last orders we've both
Had too much to drink
And you look at me for too long
In a way that makes me think
You sometimes wish that things were different
And it sometimes makes you sad
That I treat you better than the
Best boyfriends you've ever had

And I can be the best I can
I can be the best I can
I can be the best I can
But, you still won't choose me
Over the last man

And I can be the best I can (The best I can)
I will be the best I can (The best I can)
I can be the best I can
But, you won't choose me over the last man

And I can be the best I can (The best I can)
I will be the best I can (The best I can)
I will be the best I can
And you won't choose me
And darling don't you know
You'll never lose me not to the last man

And I will be the best I can
I will be the best I can
I will be the best I can
But, you won't choose me over
The last man on earth

And how am I back here again
I've learned so many times
That I've run out of melodies and
I've run out of rhymes
And I know this way lies insanity
I've seen it all before
But, I know next time you need me
I'll be right there at your door

And I will be the best I can (The best I can)
I will be the best I can (The best I can)
I will be the best I can
But, you won't choose me over
The last man on earth

And after all the chasing when
You're tiring of this life
And you pick the least worst option
And consent to be his wife
I'll plan the hen do in Chicago
I will be there at the altar
And you can be my Santiago though
I can't be your Peralta

But, I can be the best I can (The best I can)
I can be the best I can (The best I can)
I can be the best I can
And you still won't choose me over
The last man on earth
And I can be the best I can
(You wouldn't choose me over the
Last man on earth) i can be the best I can
(You wouldn't choose me over the
Last man on earth) i can be the best I can
(You wouldn't choose me over the
Last man on earth)
And you won't choose me over the last man
(The last man on earth)

And I can be the best I can
(You wouldn't choose me over the
Last man on earth) i can be the best I can
(You wouldn't choose me over the
Last man on earth) i can be the best I can
(You wouldn't choose me over the
Last man on earth)
And you won't choose me over the last man
(The last man on earth)

And I can be the best I can
(You wouldn't choose me over the
Last man on earth) i can be the best I can
(You wouldn't choose me over the
Last man on earth) i can be the best I can
(You wouldn't choose me over the
Last man on earth)
And you won't choose me over
The last man on earth
(The last man on earth)