Grace Petrie - The Vegan Song lyrics

I've never been that good at recycling
Sometimes I shove it all into the same bin
And I find meat substitutes
 they're just not the same thing
And I've got running shoes made by Nike
But baby I, ever since I met you
When I'm in a restaurant and
I'm looking at the menu
I find I'm noticing the
Options made with tofu
And wondering what I could cook
That you might like

Well I'll learn to live
Without artificial additives

If I could be
The one who brings you tea in the morning
Then I'll make it dairy-free if it was me
That got to make your tea in the morning
Then Alpro's fine by me
And darling, if you let me, I'll
Walk you down the Free From aisle
I'd give it all to make
You smile if you'd agree that I can be
The one that makes your tea

It's true that I, well I'm a barbecue enjoyer
And I slag off nut roasts sometimes
Just to annoy you
But, if the only milk I ever
Got to drink was soya
It would be worth it all to share your fridge
And come what may
The winters and the summers
I know the hard times
They will never overcome us
And to work hard to always
Keep you in houmous
Would be my lifelong privilege

Well I'll learn to live
Without artificial additives
There's nothing I wouldn't give

If I could be
The one who brings you tea in the morning
Then I'll make it dairy-free if it was me
That got to make your tea in the morning
Then Alpro's fine by me
And darling, if you let me, I'll
Get a solar panel trial
I'd give it all to make
You smile if you'd agree that I can be
The one that makes your tea

Now in this life we face some stormy weather
But, if you should decide that we
Could get rained on together
Then I could do it all
Without ever buying leather
And only fair trade jeans upon my legs
It's true that I
I've got a heavy dairy intake
And I'm probably not ever gonna give up steak
But, if I could be the one
Who makes your Sunday pancakes
Then I'd learn how to do it without the eggs

Oh, I'll learn to live
Without artificial additives
If I could start to win your artichoke heart

Then I could be
The one who brings you tea in the morning
And I'll make it dairy-free if it was me
That got to make your tea in the morning
Even Earl Grey's fine by me
And darling, if you let me, I'll
Walk you down that Free From aisle
I'd give it all to make
You smile if you'd agree
I'd be the best me I could ever be
If it was me that got to make your tea