Green Jellÿ - Ballad of Green Jellÿ lyrics

Driving on the Scajaquada outside of Buffalo
Lazy says he flipped their Prius
Driving in the snow
You're are hearing Hammy snoring
Jellvis cuts a fart our ride feels like it
Might completely fall apart
Stuffed into a minivan so I can barely move
Lookin' for a rest stop
I think I've gotta poo

You've never seen a show like ours
We'll blow the power in the bar
We've got 2 drummers
1 bass and 7 lead guitars
And the show goes on

As we arrive and get ready for the show
And put our costumes on
If it's one thing that we don't need
It's another man's nakеd ass to see

If you want good music, you're outta luck
If you're not drunk, we'rе gonna suck
We belong in a garbage truck
Green Jellö just runs amok
And the show goes on

"Ladies and gentlemen
The shittiest band in the worldgreen Jellö!"
"I need everyone here to make
Some noise! Everyone give
Me the finger! Bring out
The Punk Rock Puppets!"

Grab you a puppet and get on the stage
The crowd is screaming "Hey hey hey!"
I shout at the fans and I tell them to lay
Then jump up in the air
As "The Bear Song" plays
Syko holds the mic cord so
It doesn't trip the fans
Beer pours down my ballsack to
The mouth of a man then we take a look and
See standing on a chair (Krusty)
He bends over a jock strap and
We try to look away
A young drunk man dressed as Fred
Pushes in the pit with a Flintstone head
The crowd's all around this half naked man
Swinging my shirt with a mic in my hand

"You gotta be louder! There's a
Loud guy in his underwear!"
"Get the fuck down!"

Later on, after the show
As Bill stares down at his phone
We finish signing autographs
And taking photos we gather all the puppets
Hope that none were stole
We hustle all the merchandise and
Then we go get stoned