Green Jellÿ - Green Jelly X- mas lyrics

I fucking hate Christmas
Goddamn Holiday bullshit

Here's a story 'bout Christmas town
The new Santy Clause is wearing a frown
He looks a lot like mom or dad
The same 'ol Christmas song
Kids ask for dolls made
From the cabbage patch
But they'll get nothing will
Some coal to match
Remember there's always next year
Promise you won't wait long

Jingle bells my stealing elves are
Reindeer and my sleigh jingle bells
My prostate smells your chick
Pissed on my leg
Green jello gifts bring the misfit
Jingle bells great grandpa smells like
Doodie and Big A
They asked for this yet you gave them that
Like a chewed up dog toy and a used robot hat
Drug-using, drunk Santa hangs out
At the mall, he says
You're the worst Santy Clause of them all!
Santy Clause says give him a break
The demand that the elves can't take
Jesus Christ for goodness sake
He's fatter than king-kong

Jingle bells my stealing elves are
Reindeer and my sleigh jingle bells
My prostate smells your chick
Pissed on my leg
Green jello gifts bring the misfit
Jingle bells great grandpa smells like
Doodie and Big A
They asked for this yet you gave them that
Like a chewed up dog toy and a used Jimmy hat
Drug-smoking, drunk Santa hanging out
At the mall he knows you're the worst Santy
Clause of them all!

Santy Clause had made his list
Fuck your green jello Christmas gifts
On your roof reindeers will shit
Eat a sack you dim nitwit
Remember there's always next year
Promise you won't wait long jingle bells
Great grandpa smells like doodie and Big A
He looks a lot like mom or dad
The same 'ol Christmas song
Jingle bells my prostate smells
Your chick pissed on my leg
Remember there's always next year
The same 'ol Christmas song

Merry Christmas you little shit's!
The sun is blazing the Jello is green
The hobos fuck the weed all day
It's always been that way in Hollywood, CA
But it's december 23rd and I
Need to take a turd
So I can have my very own
Green Jello Christmas oh yeah