Green Jellÿ - Jerk lyrics

Hey all you freaks
Don't you know that birds have beaks?
Can't you see the real truth? My
Friend Bob is missing a tooth
If I find myself upside down, I
Can never turn it all around, 'cause I'm a
JERK! I smell real bad, and I'm a
JERK! It ain't so sad that I'm a
JERK! Can't you see that I'm a
JERK? It's what I wanna be!
The life I live is dumb
I spend my time watchin' my thumb
All those years of schoolin' left me
Big and dumb and droolin'
If my head was on straight, maybe
That wouldn't be so great, 'cause I'm a
JERK! I smell real bad, and I'm a
JERK! It ain't so sad that I'm a
JERK! Can't you see that I'm a
JERK? It's what I wanna be!
If you see me in the street
Make sure that I have my feet
If you catch me up on a wall
Don't you hit me when I fall
People ask me why I like to
Be a big jerk? Man, 'cause I'm a
JERK! I smell real bad, and I'm a
JERK! It ain't so sad that I'm a
JERK! Can't you see that I'm a
JERK? It's what I wanna be!
And I'm a JERK!
Yeah I'm a JERK! JERK! JERK!
Jerk! jerk! jerk! jerk! jerk!
Man, you're a jerk