JT Music - Analogies (Song for my Girlfriend) lyrics

Uhhh I don't really know how to say
This but I'll give it a shot

Your the legs to my table
You're the cream cheese to
My everything bagel if I was a tv you
Would be more than just the
Basic cable what's an
Organic grass-fed chicken breast without
It's label your
The warm-up set to my workout
Your the iron smoothing
Every single wrinkle in my
Shirt out you're the
Light making sure I never ever burn out your
The moral support for a horrible turn out

Your more than just a ball
And chain your part
Of me I hope I've made that clear with
All these analogies bear with me
Have a little patience
I'm tryna think of all the ways that
I say this we go together
Better than Friday-Saturday I'll
Make this easy for you with more analogies
Just like the moonlight would
Be gone without the
Sun I'm not even myself without your love
(without your love)

With out your love

If you ever think of leavin me
Then I'll pray you don't your
Like the covalent bond to my H2O
Like a beautiful landscape with
No one to see it what is a God among men with
His Venus? I'd be like Adam
Sandler with out the funny
(ugh) what is a republican without a ton of
Money? Just like Amy wine house with
Out the drugs in case you couldn't tell
I'm not myself with out your love

Your more than just a ball
And chain your part
Of me I hope I've made that clear with
All these analogies I'm tryin my best to be
Original and I'm not running short on similes
And metaphors we go together better
Then steak and Cabernet
I'm getting really clever with
These analogies would
Kim Kardashian be hot with out her butt? I'm
Not even myself with out your love
(without your love)

Without your love

What's a fire hydrant with out a fire truck?
If I'm an alcoholic then your my
Irish pub okay that last
Comparison might've gone
Kinda far you can call me jack
Johnson that makes you my guitar if I was
Lance Armstrong you'd be my Tour de
France you'd also be my steroids and the
Single testical that's in my pants
(ooooh) better stop with the
Controversial topics don't
Want to get sued if I got
In trouble for this song id have
To put the blame on you!

Cuz your not just a ball
And chain your part of
Me I hope I've made that clear with all
These analogies id like to show
You what you mean to me what's an expensive
Restaurant without the
Scenery? Your presence is so soothing
Like minty aftershave how
Long can I keep this
Going with these analogies
A whopper wouldn't be the
Same without the bun
I'm not even myself with out your love
(without your love)

Without your love

You're the butter on my bread my
Heart beat and every breath
You the pepto bismol after a
Mexican buffet and you
Are the Britney Spears to my
Justin timber lake cuz let's
Be real that Jessica biel
Phase isn't gonna last
(nope she sucks) your just like
The Vaseline to a really
Embarrassing rash that one might've been
A little gross but
I think you can understand clearly
Lets top it all
Off with a cliche - Girl you complete me!

Your more than just a ball
And chain your part of
Me I hope I've made that clear with all
These analogies bear with me have
A little patience I'm
Tryna think of all the ways that I
Say this we go together better
Than bacon and scramble
Eggs I'll make this easy for you with more
Analogies just like the moonlight would
Be gone without the
Sun I'm not even myself without your love!