JT Music - McDungeon lyrics
[JT Music - McDungeon lyrics]
I'm lost, alone and deprived
I've never gotten to go in a mine
My own kind exiled me
now I've lost my chill (my heart's frozen)
They all called me "Incel" (but I'm not)
They said "I bet he'd simp Belle"
(is she hot?) i didn't get that reference
But someday I will
Become the illest villainous Illager
A villager pillager
Initially everyone ridiculed me
Cuz I'm physically littler i run these mobs
You oughtta call me Arch-Illinger Dillinger
I dominate this block
I've found a power dark and sinister
Crown this kid the king - me
And Joffrey are awful similar
Except I practice magic
It's my sole extracurricular
So if you want some mischief
And destruction I will deliver
Cuz I control The End - get
Ready for an epic finisher
If you wanna fight
I hope you brought more lives
Cuz if not, you're such a blockhead
And now you ain't got time
To grab a pickaxe and mine
Not while you're inside my dungeon
I'll raid this dungeon over which
You claim you're reignin'
Although I just expected it would
Be your mother's basement
Don't you cross me
Or my crosshair on your crown
Will soon be aimin'
I'm a lawman with a Llama
Let's give this kid a hazin'
I'm his Llama, call me Karma
If you dish it you can take it
When I spit I'm rippin' bars
And I'll spit in all your faces
This time around I doubt you're
Even gonna need a shovel
For diggin' yourself deep into
A whole lotta trouble
That's enough puns Llama
Let's set off the fireworks
Chug a potion, grab a sword
Prioritizin' diamond first then enchant it
Take every power up you got and use it
I'm already out of arrows
I'd make a useless cupid
Someone tell these Illagers, you're bout
To lose your job, bro
I give 'em hell, call me Diablo
This is 'Rona, she's my bat
She's adorable - attack
Time for us to sing a chorus
Tell your mobs "That's a wrap"
Within us all there lies a monster
(and I've met mine before)
But it's a block we all must conquer
(I would call it an orb)
So if you're a dungeon crawler
Wearing diamond like a baller
Just remember you won't get
Far without your Llama
Without your Llama, without your Llama
That's all I'll say
Go find some hay and tame
A Llama, tame a Llama, tame a Llama
To brave these dungeons you
Gotta take a Llama
I've never gotten to go in a mine
My own kind exiled me
now I've lost my chill (my heart's frozen)
They all called me "Incel" (but I'm not)
They said "I bet he'd simp Belle"
(is she hot?) i didn't get that reference
But someday I will
Become the illest villainous Illager
A villager pillager
Initially everyone ridiculed me
Cuz I'm physically littler i run these mobs
You oughtta call me Arch-Illinger Dillinger
I dominate this block
I've found a power dark and sinister
Crown this kid the king - me
And Joffrey are awful similar
Except I practice magic
It's my sole extracurricular
So if you want some mischief
And destruction I will deliver
Cuz I control The End - get
Ready for an epic finisher
If you wanna fight
I hope you brought more lives
Cuz if not, you're such a blockhead
And now you ain't got time
To grab a pickaxe and mine
Not while you're inside my dungeon
I'll raid this dungeon over which
You claim you're reignin'
Although I just expected it would
Be your mother's basement
Don't you cross me
Or my crosshair on your crown
Will soon be aimin'
I'm a lawman with a Llama
Let's give this kid a hazin'
I'm his Llama, call me Karma
If you dish it you can take it
When I spit I'm rippin' bars
And I'll spit in all your faces
This time around I doubt you're
Even gonna need a shovel
For diggin' yourself deep into
A whole lotta trouble
That's enough puns Llama
Let's set off the fireworks
Chug a potion, grab a sword
Prioritizin' diamond first then enchant it
Take every power up you got and use it
I'm already out of arrows
I'd make a useless cupid
Someone tell these Illagers, you're bout
To lose your job, bro
I give 'em hell, call me Diablo
This is 'Rona, she's my bat
She's adorable - attack
Time for us to sing a chorus
Tell your mobs "That's a wrap"
Within us all there lies a monster
(and I've met mine before)
But it's a block we all must conquer
(I would call it an orb)
So if you're a dungeon crawler
Wearing diamond like a baller
Just remember you won't get
Far without your Llama
Without your Llama, without your Llama
That's all I'll say
Go find some hay and tame
A Llama, tame a Llama, tame a Llama
To brave these dungeons you
Gotta take a Llama