K-Rino - Alien Baby lyrics

OK, if you'll all gather around
And be real good
I'll tell you the story about the alien child
And how he came to be on
This planet here with us listen

Way off in the galaxy, far away
There was a planet in
Dissaray and total dismay
A sinister circumstance and a retched display
The population terrorized by a killer named K
The wisdom of the whole world
Was kept in a book
For only the King to read
No others could look
K snuck into the castle
Took a leak on the lawn
Before anyone could respond
He and the book was gone
Took it to a cave at an unreachable height
Memorized 3, 000 pages in only one night
The light came on, rays shot from his face
He had aquired the ability
To conquer the place he wasted no time
Ravaging life with his hand
Overthrew the world rulers and
Took over the land
With every second that he studied it
His power increased
And all he kept saying was
"This book is a beast"

Ooh ooh ooh ooh oooooh, ooh ooh ooooh
It's the alien baby, baby

His reign had lasted two centuries and then
A secret congregation developed among men
One guy said, "Think as hard as you can
So we can come up with a plan
To get rid of this man"
A lady walked in before
The plotting could start
"Y'all have seemed to forgotten
The most monotonous part" she said
"He's bound to put an end
To you gossiping men
Don't you know he's got the book
You can't possibly win"
The meeting ajourned
Everybody sadly moved on
The lady left and transformed
It was K all along but an old man walked up
With plans for the task he said
"There's one thing K doesn't know
That this book has
A pamphlet consisting of only one page
With the power to disengage
Evil at any stage"
They said, "If that book is real
He already killed it"
The man opened up his coat and
Light beamed and he revealed it

Ooh ooh ooh ooh oooooh, ooh ooh ooooh
It's the alien baby, baby

Heavens to Murgatroyd, what the Hell
Lo and behold when he opened the book wind
Started blowing in cold
He started chanting, "Yay yay yay yay"
A language unknown
Then his voice lowered deeper
To a dangerous tone
He was summoning the book's
Destruction for an hour
A guy stood skeptical and doubted his power
As the doubter thought
"All of this is fake" in his mind
The man looked right at him, told him
"No it's not and kept trying
He collapsed, he woke and said
"The planet is saved
If you looking to find K
He's out cold in a cave"
Soldiers rushed up to capture him
Bombarded the entrance
Starving for vengeance
But all they saw was an infant
They said, "He got away
The planet's in trouble" "No he didn't
He's the baby in the oblong shuttle
Sentence to start over, be no kindred of you
And there's a planet called Earth
That we're sending him to"
The little shuttle was propelled through
The darkness of space
Past lightspeed, sped at a remarkable pace
Like a meteor it hit the ground
And shook up the land
In South Park they found a baby
With the book in his hand

Ooh ooh ooh ooh oooooh, ooh ooh ooooh
It's the alien baby, baby