Chris Brown, Lil Dicky - Freaky Friday lyrics
[Chris Brown, Lil Dicky - Freaky Friday lyrics]
Lil Dicky, ooh mustard on the beat, ho
I woke up Chris Breezy
Oh my god I'm the man (Oh shit)
I'm so fly and I can dance (Whoa, whoa shit)
There's tattoos on my neck (Oh, oh)
I just FaceTimed Kanye (Blip, blip)
I told him I'm his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)
Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)
Holy shit, I got a kid (Oh)
Ohh, I can sing so well
Wonder if I can say the n-word
(Wait for real?)
Wait, can I really say the n-word?
What up, my nigga? (Woo) What up, my nigga?
Big ups, my nigga, we up, my nigga
You pussy ass nigga, man, fuck y'all niggas
'Cause I'm that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm that nigga
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (Oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but
To turn this bitch sideways
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
I drive his Ferrari and
I'm light-skinned black
(Ring, ring) What the fuck?
I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?)
Ugh, what the fuck? This shit is real weak
How his dick staying perched up
On his balls like that?
Walking down the street and ain't
Nobody know my name (Whoa)
Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures
This is great (Whoa)
Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black
Or my controversial past
I'ma go and see a movie and relax (Woo)
Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue
(Cool) why his momma calling all the time?
Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body
Breezy is who? Hope my daughter's in school
Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
What would I do?
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (Oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but
To turn this bitch sideways
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
I look at my soft dick with delight
It's my dream dick
If I was Lil Dicky in my body
Where would I be? I'm tryna to find myself
Like an introspective monk
I'm balling on the court
Oh my god I can dunk snap a flick of my junk
My dick is trending on Twitter? Fuck
Now I'm at the club
I talked my way into getting in
I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
I signal to him to let me in
But he won't let me in
I don't know who that is
Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
Took a glass bottle
Shatter it on the bouncer's head (Woo)
Walked up to that motherfucker
Wait, think it through for a sec
If you hurting me then
You only hurting yourself
But wait, I love myself
That was the key, now we're switching back
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (Oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but
To turn this bitch sideways
(I can't believe)
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
Lil Dicky: Wait, what the fuck?
Ed Sheeran: And now I'm
In Ed Sheeran's body
It's way less cool than
Being Chris Brown was
Lil Dicky: What the fuck again?
DJ Khaled: I'm DJ Khaled why am I yelling?
Kendall Jenner: Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
I got a vagina
I'm gonna explore that right now (Woo, woo)
Holy shit, I got a vagina
(Uh) , I'm gonna learn
I'm gonna understand the inner
Workings of a woman
I woke up Chris Breezy
Oh my god I'm the man (Oh shit)
I'm so fly and I can dance (Whoa, whoa shit)
There's tattoos on my neck (Oh, oh)
I just FaceTimed Kanye (Blip, blip)
I told him I'm his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)
Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)
Holy shit, I got a kid (Oh)
Ohh, I can sing so well
Wonder if I can say the n-word
(Wait for real?)
Wait, can I really say the n-word?
What up, my nigga? (Woo) What up, my nigga?
Big ups, my nigga, we up, my nigga
You pussy ass nigga, man, fuck y'all niggas
'Cause I'm that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm that nigga
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (Oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but
To turn this bitch sideways
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
I drive his Ferrari and
I'm light-skinned black
(Ring, ring) What the fuck?
I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?)
Ugh, what the fuck? This shit is real weak
How his dick staying perched up
On his balls like that?
Walking down the street and ain't
Nobody know my name (Whoa)
Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures
This is great (Whoa)
Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black
Or my controversial past
I'ma go and see a movie and relax (Woo)
Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue
(Cool) why his momma calling all the time?
Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body
Breezy is who? Hope my daughter's in school
Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
What would I do?
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (Oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but
To turn this bitch sideways
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
I look at my soft dick with delight
It's my dream dick
If I was Lil Dicky in my body
Where would I be? I'm tryna to find myself
Like an introspective monk
I'm balling on the court
Oh my god I can dunk snap a flick of my junk
My dick is trending on Twitter? Fuck
Now I'm at the club
I talked my way into getting in
I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
I signal to him to let me in
But he won't let me in
I don't know who that is
Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
Took a glass bottle
Shatter it on the bouncer's head (Woo)
Walked up to that motherfucker
Wait, think it through for a sec
If you hurting me then
You only hurting yourself
But wait, I love myself
That was the key, now we're switching back
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (Oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but
To turn this bitch sideways
(I can't believe)
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
Lil Dicky: Wait, what the fuck?
Ed Sheeran: And now I'm
In Ed Sheeran's body
It's way less cool than
Being Chris Brown was
Lil Dicky: What the fuck again?
DJ Khaled: I'm DJ Khaled why am I yelling?
Kendall Jenner: Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
I got a vagina
I'm gonna explore that right now (Woo, woo)
Holy shit, I got a vagina
(Uh) , I'm gonna learn
I'm gonna understand the inner
Workings of a woman