London Yellow - PSP lyrics
[London Yellow - PSP lyrics]
Honestly an Xbox fanboy in 2019
I feel fucking bad for you, you're pathetic
"Eh! But the Xbox controller
Is the best controller-"
Yeah, it's alright but what i-
There's no games to fucking play
I've been playing my PSP
And my PS2 and my PS3
The PS4s pretty good to me, but I hate Xbox
Fuck the 360
First one I got didn't come with storage
Played without saving 'cause I
Was a poor bitch
First Crackdown was boring as fuck
Halo is ass Master Chief sucks nuts
I want to play Death Stranding
It is shame how my nigga Kojima
Got a ban at Kanomi y'all bastards
Metal Gear Survive gave me
Fucking brain cancer what a disaster
Love my PS triple and it's still holding up
I feel like Chad Warden (Sup, bitches)
What's up? Don't care what you say
Gеars of War is butt
You just hide behind cover
And shoot computеrs up
Yo, fuck these triple A games
Let me find my own way
Stop selling me DLC that's already been made
Realism ruined GTA and Red Dead all the same
Getting sick of in-app purchases
I already fucking paid!
See a nigga in Smash Bros
Imma whoop that ass with Banjo
Yeah, Sakurai is my dad though
Let me work at Nintendo
I can't wait for Animal Crossing
Hope there's more death my
Fingers are crossing
Battle Royales got these little kids flossing
That got me wetter than the
Cat of Shane Dawson
I've been playing my PSP
My Nintendo Switch and my Gamecube, Wii
The Legend of Zelda is great to me
I played them all, yes, A to Z
Majora's Mask is my favorite but Breath
Of the Wild is really cheeks
Every dungeon look the same
Got the same bosses
And after 20 years, there's voice acting
What did I do to deserve this my lord?
Keep my PSP so I never get bored
I don't be lonely I live on a board
Portable games when I go on tour
Yeah, I got a lot of games
But I wish I had more
They should make new games for Nintendo 64
I got good ideas somebody hire me
I want a game with rape jokes and irony
You can't beat my King in Tekken
I am the best 'cause I'm the type
Of nigga spend days in practice
Hit you with a 10-hit combo and a backflip
(How you do that?) i'm magic
No gathering
Used to play Yu-Gi-Oh, now it's Fuck Kanomi
Y'all really don't know me
Modded PSP in my pocket
Imma let you know Microsoft fell
Off before I drop it
Nigga, fuck Microsoft (fuck y'all niggas)
Playstation all day nintendo on the side
You know what it is bitch!