Madchild - Act My Age lyrics

Rappers talking shit, that's a slaughter call
Slice his neck
Blood flowing like a waterfall
I'm a sexy fucking beast
Hope your daughter's home
I'm a modern gnome spitting out
A lot of poems you want to hear the fucking
Best? 'Kay, you got it, holmes
I don't like to sit and rot at home
Watch this Rottie foam foaming at the mouth
Roaming through the South
Kill it in the North, kill it in your house
Doesn't really matter where I'm
At - white tarantula
My name is spreading all around
Got a spatula?
Little guy but my aura is gargantuan
People stop in cars and tell me, "Mad Child
You're a champion"
I say thank you very much, take a quick photo
Don't like my shit? You can
Suck my fucking dick, dodo
Said I rise like a phoenix
Clean that fucking shit out of your ears
Get a Kleenex

I'm happy to be back on stage
I don't wanna, I don't wanna act my age
I'm just repping that I rap all day
Cause, I don't wanna
I don't wanna act my age
Getting girls, I just laugh all day
Making money, make this rap game pay
Man, I'm happy to be back on stage
Cause, I don't wanna
I don't wanna act my age

You? You're like Fozzie the Bear
And you got bad habit's
Me? I'm Ozzy Osbourne in
Fuckin' Black Sabbath
Little Monster, I'm a track savage
Me and my team
We all break bread and crack cabbage
Travel 'round the world like
Gypsies and pirates
More like little Alex with
A little Ultraviolence
Doing shows, I'm a real Rock-n-Rolla
Hit the telly drunk and go for
Walks and talk to Lola
Picking up these bitches that are half my age
Cause, I don't wanna
I don't wanna act my age
Friends with all my enemies
Walk among identi-thieves
Borderline insanity and rapping is my remedy
Mentally I'm battling myself
I need a sedative for real
This shit is like Alien versus Predator
I'll eat these rappers like a
Fucking bag of Cheesies
I'm colder than a bag of Freezies

Don't worry about my age you
Should worry about my rage
How I jump onto a stage like
I just broke out the cage
Fifteen years ago, crazy little rapping hobo
Up shit's creek without a paddle
In a plastic rowboat
I'm venting with constant tension
Beyond comprehension, a wanted henchman
I'm an old creep giving
You the heebie-jeebies
Punk rock like it's '86 and I'm at CBGB's
Slice your face with an X-Acto blade
My friends are saying
"Time for you to act your age"
Naw, that's ok i just want to
Sit around and rap all day
I just sit around and laugh all day
Making racks off these tracks
Like it's crack cocaine