Madchild - Iran lyrics

"You ever see a
(bleep) give a mule a blowjob?"

Hey! Little Monster

Yeah, I'm a fiery fuckin' beast
Holmes I ain't playing
I spit white grease lightning
Microphone slaying
I get down upon my knees and I start praying
I'm barbaric with these bars, man I'm archaic
Sleeping on some pizza boxes, was a vagrant
Got rich
Started popping oxys - different fragrance
Cause dope addicts don't bathe
They keep to doping
Now I'm fuckin' clean - gonna make it
Keep on hoping
I meet a Muslim and say, "As-salamu alaykum!"
Looking at me crazy cause I'm
Eating a piece of bacon
Quick to machete you like I
Just came from Iran
My plan - coming up with a high brand
BAX WAR - deadly as the juice
That's in a scorpion's tail
Five years - smoking opium in jail
I'm telling ya I was living in a opian hell
Now I owe so much money I don't open the mail
So called friends - bitch
They're hoping I fail
So they can drag me to the
Bottom where we're broken in hell
Yeah, scum sucking, cock sucking
Dirty bottom feeders
Don't need your damn protection
I already got a heater

It's the return of the motherfucking monster
Bitch
MadChild, here to fuckin' chomp your shit
Completely bonkers
Thoughts - never constant, kid
If you don't like it
You could suck a donkey's dick

Lead Incredible Hulk and I'm half
Falcon and half Vulcan
Working out till I'm bulky
You will not see Mad sulking
Not the bad culprit, not corporate
I'm mad morbid an orphan that won't forfeit
A fortifying rap orchid
Not in the right lodger
My thoughts - they are quite tortured
You're hot, but you're not scorched
Betrayed - in the wrong portrait
Rap, business - covering the hole damn it
Eating bocconcini and Balsamic in
A gold hammock
I'm Foghorn Leghorn biting on a ham hock
Dangerous like Nicolas Cage visiting Bangkok
I got fuckin' superpowers like Hancock
Underground rappers don't get bitches
Hand cock welcome to jam rock
Lucky like a shamrock middle aged
Still full of childish dreams like a sandbox
Wish that I could find a mermaid, man
So I could stick my sea
Serpent in a mermaid's clam

Lyrically I'm a power star
Outcome could be yucky
Compared to most people on this
Planet I feel lucky in a warm bubble bath
Playing with my rubber ducky
A couple hot Asians, a little sucky sucky
Me love you long time
But then I'll call a taxi
Cause, I'd rather be at home
When I am finished, just relaxing
Get a second wind, call a girl named Becky
And stick four fingers up her
Puss like a trecky little young punks
Don't you ever disrespect me
Leave you lying - flopping all
Around like you got epilepsy
Hit you so hard - thoughts
You will not be recollecting
Was an awful lot connected
With those cops, are not protecting
But now thoughts are not projected
Towards a life that's been neglected
I'd rather be a rapper
That's eccentric and infecting
So suck my fuckin' ballsack
You can suck my nutsack
Fuck that, I'm a scumbag
Hunch like a hunchback

Suck it!